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Memme

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About Me

Well... I'm gorgeous. I'm intelligent, funny, charming, and sort of mean. I'm pretty fucked up, but in a happy way. Not the optimistic-cheery happy... more of the... "at least I still have my penis and my hands aren't glued together" type of happy. I'm in the middle of a massive destructuring to create something resembling a normal life to the untrained eye. I'm trying to maintain a steady diet of boredom laced with low-grade misery. I have no idea what the point of anything is. I guess the only thing philosophy has taught me is that there are many of them I can choose from. I don't think life is that bad I guess. It could always be worse. I could be you. Although then I would have less to live up to... so I'd probably have a certain level of satisfaction with the little I've accomplished. But wow... there are so many people I would like to thank for making me feel less bad about myself by being such spectacular losers themselves. Thank you all so much. You deserve it."Bye bye Empire, Empire Bye bye..."
I HAVE A BABY HIS NAME IS JACK SLADE AND HE'S CUTE AND SMILES, AND AH-GOOS A LOT AND HE PLAYS HAPPY, SAD, HAPPY, SAD, ALL THE TIME BECAUSE HE'S CONFUSED AND HE LIKES TO KICK AND STUFF ON HIS LITTLE BABY GYM AND TALK TO HIS BUG, AND HIS OCTOPUS AND HE LIKES MAMA NUMS AND MAKING PANTS AND WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ALL THE TIME AND HE LIKES TO RIDE IN HIS BLACK BABY BJORN AND IS A DROOLFACED BOY...
I lost about 20 pounds! Down from the mid-high 170's to the upper 150's. A sleeker memme...
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My Interests


PRADA SHOES!!! I have like a dozen pairs now I think... probably close to 20 pairs between us. I never wear most of them, I just collect them. I have a series of the old style "America's Cup" before they looked like shit. Like the one's Julie was going to buy for me from the Rack, but I forbid it. Well I have them now in almost every color. I have 4 pairs in black. I have a brand new pair waiting for the new-ish pair I'm wearing now to wear out. It's the third black pair I'm working on. I wanted to make sure I had a back-up pair for later because you can't buy them anymore. They're just sitting in their box looking so pretty and new, and smelling so good... Everything else Prada. Burberry sweaters. HELMUT LANG. Not to neglect the myriad of other designers I love. My "Road Warrior" 1995 240SX... I love it. It will be awesome one day. Progressive rate springs, and a rear sway bar (bought) are next. Pretty much everything I was ever interested in before. Moving on to bigger and better things. And Mama... She's great by the way. She's by far my favorite of all I've ever had. Jaylee loves her too.
1995 240SX Current Mod list:
ClutchMasters FX400 4-puck (Sprung-hub) Stage IV clutch
ClutchMasters Aluminum Flywheel
KYB GR-2 Struts
Dupree Sub-frame collars
Nismo Motor and Tranny mounts
Injen Intake.
Motoria 80mm - 4" Single Tip Catback Exhaust + Dummy 2nd cat
Rear Sway bar from 98 SE
I'm collecting tools and parts for my project. I'll be starting school to get another degree, in Automotive Technology. Hopefully someday I'll own my own shop. I only have to get 42 units to complete the second degree thanks to the first, and along the way I'll be able to fix up my ride to the jewel she should be.

I'd like to meet:

God, so I can kick him in the nuts.
Thomas Jefferson;
On Corporations; "I hope we shall crush ... in its birth the aristocracy of our moneyed corporations, which dare already to challenge our government to a trial of strength and bid defiance to the laws of our country."On Gun Control; "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms ... disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes ... Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." "The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government."
On The Judiciary: To consider the judges as the ultimate arbiters of all constitutional questions [is] a very dangerous doctrine indeed, and one which would place us under the despotism of an oligarchy. Our judges are as honest as other men and not more so. They have with others the same passions for party, for power, and the privilege of their corps. Their maxim is boni judicis est ampliare jurisdictionem [good justice is broad jurisdiction], and their power the more dangerous as they are in office for life and not responsible, as the other functionaries are, to the elective control. The Constitution has erected no such single tribunal, knowing that to whatever hands confided, with the corruptions of time and party, its members would become despots. It has more wisely made all the departments co-equal and co-sovereign within themselves.
On political revolution: A little rebellion now and then is a good thing. …God forbid we should ever be twenty years without such a rebellion. The people cannot be all, and always, well informed. The part which is wrong will be discontented, in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive. If they remain quiet under such misconceptions, it is lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty. …And what country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time, that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to the facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.
People from Atlanta who know more than I do about my car and have resources for making it faster and prettier.
Mama is the prettiest, smartest, and most symmetrical female I've been with. She's within 1% of a perfect hourglass figure. It's very nice. She's so the best thing that ever happened to me, and that's not saying much either, but you know, she's ideal... src="http://flash.../player/1.0/player.js?mediaId:256324;aff iliateId:68913;height:392;width:480;pngLogo:http%3A//accepta ble.tv/images/structure/check.png" type="text/javascript"..

Music:

Zeigeist - 'Tar Heart' Casiotone For The Painfully Alone: everything. Poni Hoax - 'Budapest'
I found Yolanda and Steve in The Flesh, at a sale of the century and she's living a sheltered life with the Kaiser Chief but she's in fashion even though she's lost control. She's living in a magazine as a girlfriend in a coma with her hands around my throat and a killer smile. Some velvet morning I'll emege with rifles, a seven nation army, a gang of four blonde redheads, and a snow brigade screaming "Kill the US Government!" because they love the depression. So I'm trusting blind in the chauffer from Warsaw who's taking a walk on the wild side with a machine gun because it's a wild world when you sleep and yesterday's gone and you can be replaced because you can't hide your love for common people with pipe bombs who dance to the underground. People with dirty faces think like us when they're strung out in Berlin because we're children of the revolution and there's anarchy in the UK and it's London calling for a quiet life on prozac in a soft cell. So teach me how to fight Robotron 2000, only you are one with the freaks, so pick up the phone on this pure morning it's a perfect day to overdose on heroin like Mickey Avalon. Lead me where you dare tin soldier on this mama killer night. Our town knows..."You have interesting taste in music." So? "Hey we like a lot of the same bands!" So?My favorite song ever... "Desire" by Gang of Four... as heard on the Karate Kid OST.What I'd like to know is how I missed Chris Knox, you know, Toy Love... How did that happen?

Movies:

S14 Vs. Bike



In this video a Nissan S14 with 700+ rwhp beats a bike on highway. The G forces in that car must feel slightly orgasmic. All the standard muckish fare... you know the drill.

Television:

Doctor Who is my favorite. Adult Swim on Sundays. I like Six Feet Under... and umm... Scrubs. What the fuck... television sucks, but I watch it everyday to numb the pain...

Books:

Tough one... 'The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind' Julian Jaynes. 'Brave new World' Aldous Huxley (Which I felt was an ideal world actually... I'm tired of being an Alpha decanted, Alpha conditioned being forced to do Epsilon semi-moron work.) 'The Demon-haunted World' Carl Sagan. 'Vurt' Jeff Noon. I did not like 'The Crying of Lot 49' Thomas Pynchon, despite all academic or scholarly appeals for it's greatness. All time favorite is Survivor. Then I like Glamorama, Diary, Lullaby, Choke, Invisible monsters, Desolation Angels, and tons of other ones I haven't read yet. For fucks sake, read it, and it might as well be the story of my life with the names, dates, and places changed for privacy reasons, and 'Less that Zero' and hmm... got any suggestions... feel free to let me know. I finished Geek Love. Right now I'm reading nothing...

Heroes:

People that kill themselves to spite the world, do more of that, it's working. Myself. The people at BMW between 1995 and 2003. Babies.

My Blog

The boy walks!

The boy walks! He took about five steps to Mama today, and when I got home, he took a bunch of steps all over the place... he's like a drunk dwarf... it's adorable.
Posted by Memme on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 03:05:00 PST

Why I don’t write things down...

I'm always catching myself saying amusing, odd, or deeply trite truths in unique ways, and I mostly fail to write them down. I wish I didn't... however... I'll start with this one from the inspiring T...
Posted by Memme on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 07:32:00 PST

New Car

So we finally bit the bullet and opted for payments on a car.  We picked up a fully loaded 2001 Volkwagen Passat GLX...  it's kind of a light metallic greyish drab...  al...
Posted by Memme on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 05:41:00 PST

Long hair on men is a sin!

For those of you unfamiliar with the arguement I provide the following text from the King James Version of the Holy Bible. This is from I Corinthians Chapter 11. "v14 Doth not even nature itself teach...
Posted by Memme on Wed, 30 May 2007 06:11:00 PST

Christians are idiots

So, like the song goes, "Jesus take the wheel" and like, sure he was a heck of a carpenter I'm guessing, but he didn't have a driver's license, as there were no fucking cars back then, so why the fuck...
Posted by Memme on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:45:00 PST

Memme's a Daddy!

  So baby is finally here. Jack Slade was born on Thursday, December 7th after a couple days of labor (which is not ironically, and not amusing on some cosmic level, the date that Brend...
Posted by Memme on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:31:00 PST

"We met and immediately fell in love"

Falling in love is like stepping in shit... it's always an accident and you end up trying desperately to wipe the stench off on whatever is available and it's disgusting and you feel re...
Posted by Memme on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 04:46:00 PST

Something about things

So we moved to Atlanta... and most of the time I forget where I am because there's no reason for me to remember and it's so different from where I was, so it's just "civilization" to me. I like it so ...
Posted by Memme on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 01:56:00 PST

So I'm finally married...

Strange how it really doesn't feel any different. I hate the ring on my finger though. Probably because I'm left handed. Anyway, it's not all that exciting, or dramatic, or whatever else people make i...
Posted by Memme on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 04:39:00 PST

Puke

Poseurs. Myspace fills a void that should've been left empty.  It should be called, "Look how cool I think I am, and look who sort of agree's Space" Oh, and umm, it's all very deconstru...
Posted by Memme on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 10:03:00 PST