I' a single white male ("SWM"), unattached. Obviously, I have a hoard of female friends; however, I'm much more interested in their friendship these days than other things. Honestly, I've got very cool female friends, and I learn something new from them each day. Plus, I fix their car for example and they make me an awesome dinner! However, if you'd like your house renovated for example, I'd suggest you invest in a 5-gallon bucket of "KY JellY"! (HA!) 'Cause Im not that nice, and I can't be manipulated. I'm basically a very nice guy, and I can be the "perfect gentleman"; although, I'll not lie to you about my God-given gift to verbally butcher you if you want to "flame". Even though I'm frankly rather tired of that bullshit myself! Enough about me!! Tell me about you, and don't even attempt to disguise yourself as a new "friend" if your some dingleberry I already know. Chances are very high that I'll identify your ass immediately. Oh, and I love music!
