Im "that guy", the one u hear about all the time and somtimes u meet me just once then u see me 6 months later and ur like hey ur that guy, or im that guy that u thought was just a good friend but u never really took the time to get to know, or i might be that guy that will give u the shirt off his back when im the one who needs it but i will never let someone get cold, or i just could be that one guy who makes everything better that one guy who u cant stop thinking about that guy who is the someone u have been waiting for. The one and only.girlfriend-(n.)
To males inexperienced in the realm of intimate relationships with the female population, 'girlfriend' seems like a great idea. To have someone in which they can exert their sexual desires is, in theory, the greatest gift anyone can give/receive. See gift from god.When experienced, males tend to exert feelings of hatred towards 'girlfriend' and exclaim indicated hatred to others. Remarkably, he will never mention a word of this to 'girlfriend.' This phenomenon must be directly linked to the mind control powers only bestowed by the vagina.These mind control powers are the bane of males, and are only known of when one is already choking on the tainted waters called 'relationship.' And it seems, even when informed, the male will deny any such power over him until the previous stated situation occurs.One can only say "I told you so."When I was young and naive, I wanted a 'girlfriend' so I could fuck her as often as my penis would remain erect. But as I matured and observed the animalistic behavior of the female, I realized that I was taking my soul for granted, and chose to stay away.
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