THE BASTARD

YES I AM THE BASTARD. WHEN ALL GIRLS CALLS SOMEONE A BASTARD, I AM THE ONE THEY ARE REFERRING TO. I AM THE ASSHOLE THAT SAYS HE'LL CALL BUT NEVER DOES. I AM THE DICK THAT HAS SEX WITH YOU AND ONLY THINKS ABOUT MYSELF. I AM THE MOTHERFUCKER THAT...WELL...FUCKS YOUR MOM, YOUR SISTER, YOUR GRANDMA, YOUR COUSIN, YOUR AUNT. MILF, SILF, GILF, WHATEVER I'LL DO THEM ALL. ALL I NEED IS TWO LEGS, AND A HEARTBEAT (I'M NOT ALL INTO THAT NECRO STUFF), AND MAYBE A MOUTH, TWO BREASTESES ARE A MUST!!!!, ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE BIG. I AM THE (INSERT NAME HERE) THAT MAKES YOU THINK THEY LIKE YOU, BUT YOU'RE NOT SURE, AND YOU'RE JUST LEFT WONDERING. ALL THESE NAMES FOR ME, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BASTARD. B IS FOR THE BITCHES THAT I SCREW OVER. A IS FOR THE ASSHOLE THAT I AM. S IS FOR THE SUCKER THAT YOU ARE. T IS FOR THE TEARS THAT YOU'LL SHED. A IS FOR THE AFFECTION THAT I DON'T HAVE. R IS FOR THE RUDE FUCKER THAT I AM. D IS FOR...WELL...LETS JUST SAY D STANDS FOR MY NAME. WHAT DOES THAT SPELL. COME ON NOW. I'LL GIVE YOU A MINUTE TO SPELL THAT OUT. BASTARD DUMB ASS.