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matthew

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About Me


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Horror Pictures at satanspace.comI'm pretty layed back, I like pretty much anybody...even the dumb ones. I made it all the way to my junior year in college then joined he Army. What the fuck right? I have a Ben Afflek chin. That's a bad thing. My friends say that to make me angry because Ben afflek, in my mind has a bad case of "Shatnerization." This is defined as the period in an actor's career when they have done a few good films and start becomming an overwhelming camera hog and usually end up as a self obsorbed ham...like William Shatner. Anyway, I'm a U.S. Army Soldier....I know, everyone is now, but hey, why not be somewhat proud of getting shot at for your country a few times every day for a year. I Like biking...I own a Heritage softail classic Custom Harley Davidson (Yay! Tooting my own horn here.)I go riding damn near every time there is a ride... I'm married to my best friend and very very happy with my choice of getting married. Michelle keeps me happy and out of trouble. I love my friends. I think friends are also family members...and not just the friends that call you every so often...but real friends that would do anything for you...like clip your toenails and wax your hairy back. I love animals and meat...sounds strange but yeah...meat is great and I don't understand vegans...at all. Would love to smack them all in the face with a good, bloody rib-eye. I love guinness. If it aint a guinness or Irish, German, Belgian or british ale or stout or weissen or an I.P.A....sorry college boy, it aint beer. I love to sit out by the fire and hang out with my wife, friends and family there. There is something about a fire that kindles friendship and forms bonds...and of course if there is someone at your fire that is being a pain...you just throw them in. I believe that everyone has the ability to be a good person...it's just that most people choose not to be and that is sad. The world is full of potential for good but we just haven't tapped that yet. In this sad and shallow world we have yet to be positive and productive people. I love the United States, but we need to reevaluate our direction. We have truly fucked this world up! I'm not even talking about the myth of global warming either. I'm talking about the landscape...or lack there of.Get Your Own! | View Slideshow
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My Interests

I love any kind of old school metal and new metal bands that maintain the old sound. I'm an enthusiast of heavy music. I like to read Science fiction and political theatrics....like Hunter S. Thompson. Like to hang out with the Wife and drink beer. I love to write...about anything...mostly politics. It is hard to be a political Soldier but I do my best.
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You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 100% Catwoman 100% Hulk 80% The Flash 80% Iron Man 70% Robin 65% Spider-Man 60% Superman 50% Batman 50% Supergirl 50% Wonder Woman 30% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...
Can't Fn' wait!! I'm taking leave to see this movie!!

I'd like to meet:


Horror Pictures at satanspace.com Harrison Ford..best actor ever. Johnny Dep, Kevin Smith, Nelson Mandella, Arnold Schwartzengger, Bill Plimpton, George w. Bush....I wonder if he would show up to my funeral if P.R. wasn't a top priority. NOPE!! Bill Clinton, (Come back Please!!) Matt Groening, Albert Schweitzer, Carl Marks and Hunter S. Thompson (R.I.P.)
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Music:

Fuckin Metal! Slayer, Lamb of God, God Forbid, In Flames, Heaven shall Burn, Pig Destroyer, Napalm Death, Cryptopsy, Dimmu Borgir, Old Man's Child, As I Lay Dying, Shadows Fall, Black Label Society, Incantation, Deicide, Cannibal Corpse, Norma Jean, Old school Sepultura, Soulfly, Strapping Young Lad, The Acacia Strain, Calaban, Opeth, Old school System of a Down, Pantera, Old school Metallica, Mastadon, Emperor, Mayhem, Agraphoric nosebleed, Devil Driver, Black Sabbath, Bahemoth, Old school Cradle of Filth, Black Flag, Dead Kennedys,and on and on and on and on for fucking ever...Nu metal has no place here!
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Movies:

Evil Dead series, Anything George Lucas has done, Anything Kevin Smith has done, Super hero movies..(Marvel and D.C.) Most independant films...controvercial films. If you haven't seen Gummo, Hard Candy, Candy, Julian Donkeyboy, Donnie Darko or Spider..you might want to rent or own them. I also respect everything Steven Spielberg has done. Pretty much anything enjoyable that isn't sapped over with cheeeeeze. I'm a horror freak!!! And Brokeback Mountain was a great film...you don't feel comfortable with that..go fuck yourself but be sure to spit on your hand first. If you haven't seen the film, you won't understand that joke.
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Television:

Sucks complete and utter ass! Except for maybe "Lost" I'm waiting for TV to have some use other than to amuse bored housewives and provide some background noise when you are having sex.

Books:

WAAAAAAAAY too many to name....my childhood and adult life is composed of everything you can read. Steven King, Barbra Kingsolver and Hunter S. Thompson are probably my favorite writers.

Heroes:

In No particular order..except for...American Soldiers everywhere. I love you all and you deserve more than this world has to offer! Whooah! ---Dimebag and the Abbott family!!! Michael Moore, Superman, Indiana Jones, Wolverine, The Punisher, Professor X. Batman, Han Solo (I know Anything Harrison Ford has done has nothing to do with Super heros' but fuck off.) Nelson Mandella, Bill Clinton, Tom Savveeennniiieee. Jim Lee, Bryan Singer, Rob Zombie, Jason Voorhees, Max Cavalera, Zack Wyld, Ozzy Ozbourne, Hunter S. Thompson.......etc etc etc

My Blog

The weather in Kansas

I live in Manhattan, Kansas..."The little apple" as the locals call it. This bastard NewYork wannabe sits smack dab in the middle of the U.S. of A and is the home of the most skitzo weather in the wor...
Posted by matthew on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:17:00 PST