Thursday I washed away my broken heart. |
Thursday morning, I woke up in a fog from the previous night's Halloween activities. As I looked at myself in the mirror, I could still see the glitter in my now disheveled hair and the large broken h...
Posted by ~Turnip~ on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 01:45:00 PST |
I love Halloween parties! |
Last night, among other things, I:
*was THE QUEEN
*got a lap dance from Sparticus
*Kissed probably 25 people with red lipstick (mostly on the cheek, but some on the lips)
*Cuddled with upwards of...
Posted by ~Turnip~ on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 06:40:00 PST |
The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner |
Not exactly light reading, but if you ever get bored, I think everyone should read this. (If they didn't already make you in High School English Class) It is one of my favo...
Posted by ~Turnip~ on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:35:00 PST |
All wounds heal.... |
As long as they dont kill you, all wounds eventually heal. Even if you enflict them on yourself. You may not be exactly the same as you were before. You may have a scar, or in a wors...
Posted by ~Turnip~ on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 02:16:00 PST |
Are you Right or Left brained? |
Go to this URL. is the girl turning clockwise or counter-clockwise?
http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,22492511-50053
75,00.html?from=mostpop...
Posted by ~Turnip~ on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:13:00 PST |
Grammar and usage.... |
I HAD TO REPOST THIS. Make sure that your speakers are on so you can hear the guy read it. It is so worth listening to. LOLOLOLOL!
http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupi...
Posted by ~Turnip~ on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:11:00 PST |
I try to be not like that but some people really suck |
Yeah.. So I'm not regularly one for burning bridges in friendships. Usually I am the one standing in the water trying to hold a bridge up as it is burning above me, but I am completely through fightin...
Posted by ~Turnip~ on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 01:37:00 PST |
Don’t let the sand fill up the areas where golf balls go. |
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 Hours in a day is not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.
A prof...
Posted by ~Turnip~ on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 06:04:00 PST |
Friends |
I stole this idea from Lisa, who stole it from a friend of hers.
Here's how it works: You post a comment with your name on it and I will tell you what I think, the good, th...
Posted by ~Turnip~ on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:33:00 PST |
We are experiencing extended hold times.... |
Right now I am waiting on hold for a representative with my credit card company. Apparently they have upped my credit limit to 2500 dollars. Half of my brain is screaming "shopping spree!"...
Posted by ~Turnip~ on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 12:21:00 PST |
