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Charles Ian Chun

Sorry, girls (and gay guys . . . well, mostly gay guys). I'm taken!

About Me

    I’m a zealot about everything and cannot live with myself unless I tell everyone I meet about everything I know -- even things they already know (which sound more factual and interesting when I say them). I always say that the book is better than the movie. Yet, I’ve seen the movie a dozen times and have read the book only once. If I admit to watching television, I say that I only watch The Discovery Channel or C-Span. Yet, I talk about the cast members of reality shows as if they’re real people. I love to read, which my shelves of mint-condition books attest to. I eat like a pig, but tell everyone that I eat nothing but salads and wonder why I’m fat. I will soon be suing Taco Bell. I like to drink cappuccinos at Starbucks and bemoan our consumerist society. I repeat the opinions of pundits as my own and shake my head at everyone else’s ignorance. I criticize the depraved lifestyles of celebrities and accuse them of lacking talent, though I secretly wish to be one of them. I am entirely addicted to the narcotic effects of imagination, fantasy, and regret. I think the thousands of hot women whose pages I’ve looked at on MySpace are vacuous and shallow. I don't care what others think of me, but please add me to your Friends list and Comment on my page!

My graphic contribution to the 2008 presidential campaignPay me a visit at Charles Ian Chun: What went wrong? .I currently teach English in South Korea . Like most of the people I've met here, I could be making more money at a better job back home, but think it's more satisfying to complain about how Koreans don't do things the way I do, nor treat me like a god for being American.

My Interests

Solip Choi, Charles Ian Chun: What went wrong? , vegetarianism, Buddhism, anarchism, Ism-ism, history, reading, comedy writing, fitness . . .

I'd like to meet:

    people who sell a pill that will give me longer and harder erections. sexy girls who want me to watch their web-cam videos. companies that will sell me cheap pharmaceuticals from Canada. brokers who will give me unsolicited stock trading tips. Nigerians whom I can help transfer money into the U.S.

Music:

(noun) an art of sound in time that expresses ideas and emotions in significant forms through the elements of rhythm, melody, harmony, and color.

Movies:

Double Decker Sandwich 10, H and R Cock, In Thru the Back Door 3, Yo' Mama's a Freak 2, The MILF Next Door, A Chick With a Dick

Television:

The Simpsons , The Twilight Zone , C-Span , Book TV , Booknotes , The Daily Show , The Tick , The Critic , and Late Night with Conan O'Brien .

Books:

I had a copy of Abbie Hoffman's Steal This Book somewhere, but I can't find it.

Heroes:

NY firefighters, our men and women fighting in Iraq, people battling cancer, and that kid who fell down the well.

My Blog

I hope to see you at charlesianchun.org.

Though I log in at MySpace regularly to see what my friends are doing, I've decided that maintaining content at both this web site and my own is not the best use of my time.  Putting stuff up twi...
Posted by Charles Ian Chun on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 08:57:00 PST