"sometimes when you look in my eyes
you get the feeling someone else is driving"allright son imma tell ya how
the world really works...
so if you don't mind imma take ya wallet,
push ya to the ground and kick ya in the gut
Basics
Name: Jill
Birthday: may 15th
Birthplace: neptune nj
Heritage: im a mutt, woof woof bitch
Height: 5'2
Weight: skinny white girl
Eye color: hazel
Hair color: strawberry blonde
Long or short: short
Straight or curly: neither its spikey
Piercings: in my nose and my ears
Tattoos: none yet
Shoe size: 6
Brothers/sisters: a plethura of siblings
Single or taken: taken
Favorites
Hobby: dancing in the dark
Color: blood red
City: new york city
Holiday destination: where ever
Season: fall
Weather: rainy
Food: anything italian
Dessert: cannoli's
Ice-cream flavor: cake batter and cookie dough
Juice: fruit punch
Alcoholic drink: smirnoff vodka, does my body wonders
Car: anything fast and looks sexy
Foreign language: spanish
Restaurant: long horn
Store: spencer's
Bar/club: club shampoo
Song: bleeding love remix
Movie: spaceballs "schwartz be with you"
Male celebrity: vin diesel
Female celebrity: angelina jolie
Fashion designer: ed hardy
Cartoon hero: captain planet cause he's our hero
Clothing style: dark punk, as melody says
Perfume: cool ocean
Accessory: my cigarettes, puff puff
Flower: daisy's
This or that...
Day or night: night
Black or white: black
Gold or silver: silver
Tea or coffee: JAVA JAVA JAVA
Popcorn or nachos: nachos
Vanilla or chocolate: chocolate, it makes everything all better
Cats or dogs: dogs
City or country: city its so fun
Cinema or dvd: dvd, its more private
Books or magazines: magazines
Sea or swimming pool: sea
Lipstick or lip gloss: lipstick
Blonde or brunette: both
Doing or watching sports: doing sports, haha sounds dirty
Date someone rich and ugly or someone poor and attractive: poor and attrative
With opposite sex,a romantic night in or a wild night out: wild night life, my friend and i our the girls gone wild of 08
Are you...
cute or hot: ask my b/f
lazy or active: a little bit of both
shy or loud: loud as hell
greedy or content with little: what i got is what i got
serious or funny: im funny then BAMM serious mode
brave or coward: im a little coward
home-bird or party animal: party animal
rude or kind: im a bitch
friendly or unapproachable: unapproachable
optimistic or pessimistic: the glass is half full god dammit
Do you...
cook: horribly
drive: dont have a license...damn rumors
wear glasses/contacts: glasses "harry potters"
like one night stands: no i do not
go to the gym: nah i am not fit at all
smoke: like a chimmney
eat junk food often: all the fricken day
have any pets: not anymore
dye/highlight your hair: dye...it burns like hell
wear make-up everytime you go out: not as much as i used to
wear fake lashes: no, what am i a hooker?
wear artificial nails: sometimes
like gossip: its amusing at times
watch soapoperas: i used to love general hospital and passions
watch reality TV: haha its funny as hell
believe in God: ehh im iffy about my whole faith
believe in horoscopes: nope
believe in love at first sight: i guess
want to get married: ya so i can tell my kids we met through a nut job that we both were dating lol
spend a lot of money: no im a cheap bastard
curse: like a trucker mother fucker
talk much on the phone: haha even into the night
get bored easily: no im used to it
play any instrument: not any more, used to do a heck of a job on mary had a little lamb
write poetry/lyrics: love to read them
always follow fashion trends: no im my own fashion trend
Have you ever...
had an asthma attack: nope
sang karaoke: nope
participated in a beauty contest: nope, damn barbie dolls
worn pearls: nope
danced in the rain: yes i have sexy as hell
been arrested: nope haha you pigs aynt got a hold on me
witnessed a crime: haha of course
been to/visited someone in jail: nah
been rejected: oh yea, fuck um no need for them
gone out on a blind date: no and never will
made out with a stranger: eww thats herpes just waiting to happen
kissed someone of the same sex: yes i have
seen someone/something dying: yes it sucks!!
thrown up because of drinking: haha good times good times
touched a snake: yes i have
slapped someone in public: oh god yes i have multiple occasions
wished you were someone else: no im content with myself
I'd like to meet:
It's so easy to fall
in love but hard to find
someone who will catch you."it's not about
being who everyone
else wants you to be,
it's about being yourself
and finding someone who
loves every bit of it"my AIM...craziihypa88"not today Captain Dildo!!"
Music:
whatever happend to sex, drugs, and rock' n roll?now we just have aids, crack and techno....
Movies:
"hi, im Chucky...you wanna play?""I see your schwartz is as BIG as mine...
lets see how well you handle it!!"
Television:
"tv rots the brain like crack cocaine"
OMFG SPONGEBOB!! yea, he's my buddy.
Books:
THE CAT IN THE HAT ON AGINGi can not see, i can not pee
i can not chew, i can not skrew
oh, my god...what can i do?
my memory shrinks, my hearing stinks
no sense of smell, i look like hell
my mood is bad...can you tell?
my body's drooping, have trouble pooping
the golden years have come at last
the golden years can kiss my ass!!
Heroes:
my brother(come home safe)
*mom-alwayed loved never
forgotten*3/28/50-10/22/06*
