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LubeJoints& LaunchRamps

We should poison that guys soy milk

About Me

I like having a job where I can work in close proximity to alcohol.

My Interests

littering my body with gratuitious amounts of tattoos, whore mongering, music, feeding alka seltzer to sea gulls, sushi, drinking, jumping out of planes, drunken fight club with friends and co-workers, making lists of people to kill if I ever find I have a terminal disease, floral arrangement, bb guns, nunchucks, chasing squirrels and sometimes i like to dig holes in the ground and sit in them... alone...where they won't find me.

I'd like to meet:

Paris Hilton...after she "gets out".

Music:

christian metal, polka, emo, new country, euro dance and anything else that kicks butt!

Movies:

I like deep artistic cinema, the kind that only Jean Claude Van Damme can put his name on.

Television:

no cable...just movies

Books:

philipino mail order bride catalouges

Heroes:

Wolverine