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Dave Dave

vertically challenged, horizontally gifted.

About Me

i work in a candy store and also manage my own petting farm. i like short walks along the beach and sometimes i've been known to steal things from the kitchen drawers of friends. i have fantasies about riding old people down escalators or...or just pushing them down escalators. i also really want to fight kids. theres just something about kicking a kid that i find appealing. i wrote romantic novels that almost always end in the death of a chimpanzee or the use of pudding to put out the flames of desire. chances are if we've ever had a sleep over, ive watched you sleep. its creepy i know, but its the only thing that helps me get rid of erections. well that or coloring out of the lines. i didnt cross the line, i just dragged it forward. i like most people who like me. most.more specifically: im doing a Political Science and American Studies double major at the University of Western Ontario. i have a diploma in Multi Media Design and Production. i work two jobs cause ive always felt an affinity towards Jamaicans. i think ambition and the dedication to achieve those ambitions (coupled with intelligence and a sense of humor) are the sexiest attributes a woman can posess. to take that a step further: if i cant have an intelligent conversation with and get good mind fuck every now and again, you're not on my radar. i have love/hate relationship with life and people and the world in general thats always leaning one way or another on my mental scale depending on what mood im in. thats pretty normal though, isnt it? if you only see the good or bad in life, you're blind. well thats probably enough outta me...... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

i like stuff. and things. exploring new things and new stuff. im interested in life and everything it has to offer, both good and bad. i tend to spend a lot of time paying the most attention to music, movies, politics and global affairs/international relations and more specifically war and intelligence.

I'd like to meet:

jesus. people who like to fight in the name of peace and fuck in the name of virginity. polar bears and penguins (to find out how they REALLY feel about coca cola). any one who actually has something remotely intelligent and interesting to say that involves more then local gossip, celebrity gossip or overall useless conversation in general. hot chicks. cute chicks. the mildly obese. people who like to laugh and can make me laugh. just about anyone and everyone who isnt a knob, goof, jerk, racist, black, chinese or anything other then white. im just joking. if you're cool with me then im cool with you. if you're not cool, i probably wont stick around long enough to care.most importantly, people who like stuff. and things. in no specific order. and also people like the ones in the video below:.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

if it sounds good, i like it. i dont give a shit what genre it is, what language its in, who wrote it, etc. i would break it down into genres but every day there seems to be a new one and its gotten ridiculous so i dont bother. most of the time i listen to what could be lumped into the "rock" catagory and its various sub plots. i dig other stuff just as much but for some reason a good lyrical verse or a 'dope funky fresh beat' just doesnt hit the nerves of my soul the same way a scorching guitar solo can. music is everything is music.

Movies:

im an escapist and a total cinephile. i like to watch movies in complete silence so i can totally immerse myself in the world of the story. i hate seeing movies in theatres because of all the talking, munching, crunching, crinkling, kicking etc that people bring with them. i dont have a favorite; so many movies have been able to strike a chord and leave a lasting impression and i have yet to see one that truly rises above all the rest. i like Wes Anderson movies (Royal Tennenbaums, Life Aquatic, etc), war movies, movies about government, spies and espionage, conspiracies, comedies, satires, documentaries, movies like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind, Lost in Translation, etc. i also like mindless action movies that let you just turn off your brain and be entertained. i liked the Notebook and Garden State. i dig mobster movies, martial arts movies (thats a BIG one), whatever...anything. i generally dont like people who dont like watching movies. pop corn is a must (one of my favorite snacks ever). movies might really be my most favorite thing in life.

Television:

daily show, colbert report, weeds, the unit, 24, chappelles show, late night with conan o'brien, letterman, family guy, simpsons, chappelles show, anything on TLC, the Discovery channel, history channel and other similar channels, entourage...like with movies, anything that tells a good story in an intelligent way. tv has a lot to offer, you just gotta sift through the mounds of shit. im also a firm believer that shows like "the Jerry Springer" show say A LOT about the mentality of the masses and are important social commentators. in the years of the future, im sure Jerry Springer will be used as an example of everything wrong with today.

Books:

i like to read. elmore leonard is on of my favs. but i like it all. reading in general is good and if you do it, chances are you're ok by me. i read a lot of books about international affairs, war and the history of warfare, and espionage. during the school year i dont really get a chance to do any recreational reading.the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy is one that definitely struck a chord and left a lasting impression. one of the best social commentaries on human beings and society on a whole ever written. and funny!

Heroes:

just about everyone on the planet is a hero in one way or another. people who are able to overcome adversity and extreme situations, people who do the things i wouldnt want to, war vets and people in the armed forces, people who are able to make me see and feel things i hadnt seen and felt before (writers, artists, personalities, etc), people who have been through things and done things i havent so that i DONT have to, people who stand for something (even if its something i dont agree with. heroism is a vague concept that seems to be applied to a lot of different people, in different situations and for different reasons. human beings as a species! keep up the good work team!

My Blog

my thoughts on Jesus, AIDS and the Upper Lower Class.

All I could hear was a bark and a whistle. Footsteps; alsmost sharp sounding, like a tap shoe.  ...All just bouncing off the brick houses and metal cars and the cold damp concrete that lays out o...
Posted by Dave Dave on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 08:10:00 PST

people are stupid

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070627/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iran_fuel _rationing   Fuel rationing in Iran stirs anger. Maybe its just my biased western news sensibilities, but doesnt it seem like the peopl...
Posted by Dave Dave on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 09:04:00 PST

Horris and Svendal take me to school

instead of paying attention to Professor Jonasson discuss the history of Canadian fiscal federalism as i should be, i instead find myself drawn to the thought of a dwarf riding a pink unicorn. he look...
Posted by Dave Dave on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 05:07:00 PST

what does it take to get you off?

some people watch porno...other people need only a gentle touch. people get off in all sorts of different ways. personally, i find it takes a bit more to really get me goin. none of that strangulation...
Posted by Dave Dave on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 01:22:00 PST

its only a matter of time before you have the penguin sex dream

its 4:48am and i cant seem to be able to get my mind to slow down long enough to fall asleep. ive tried it all: focusing on breathing, trying to focus on nothing, readings, music, counting sheep, coun...
Posted by Dave Dave on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:14:00 PST

what happened to our love of sand....

the return of the great white hope. no, not jesus...we all know if he lived where they say he lived then he was arab-esque. its me. dave dave. you know, the guy whose like your other friend dave only ...
Posted by Dave Dave on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:56:00 PST

making an old lady cry at a fancy restaurant

it has been quite some time, young stallions, since my last correspondence. i am now half way through my sexual reorientation surgery. thats not true. im not half way yet. thats not true either. im no...
Posted by Dave Dave on Wed, 24 May 2006 07:42:00 PST

commercials...and how i hate them.

i know its been driven into the ground by everyone...but really..whats up with medication ads on tv? who in their right mind would possibly want to take a medication that is 15 seconds of them telling...
Posted by Dave Dave on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 11:10:00 PST

im not emo...but if i were....

i have pushed my unwashed greasy hair down as far into my eyes as i can get it. i have black nailpolish on, black eye liner, tight fitting jeans with a studded belt,  a tight fitting vintage...
Posted by Dave Dave on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 06:52:00 PST

youll never eat balony again but youll probably keep buying it.

as i sit here in the computer lab at school, waiting for my religion at the movies class to start at 7, i cant help but think of all the people around the world right now trying to train an animal to ...
Posted by Dave Dave on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 03:03:00 PST