Hippies suck, take a damn shower.
This is OUR boat baby. We decide WHO gets on and WHEN they get off.
Taking pictures, cooking , playing my ukulele, sleeping, worshiping the sun, profanity, crafty things, reading only when im not suposed to, testifying in court
Things I hate: Sunday drivers. Doing dishes. People who don't use a turning signal. People who ask for comments. People with 20 pictures of themselves in their bathroom ( this is my pouty face, meow, this is me with a smile, this is me with my glasses)
Also, the "slutty" version of Halloween costumes really REALLY piss me off. Dressing like a ho and slaping on a badge does not qualify as a police officer costume suitable for the Halloween festivities. Stay home, you are ruining my holiday.
You all are tools.
PeeWee Herman, Tommy Sands, BILLY, &
Mel Torme, Otis Redding, Barry Manilow, Elvis, Django, Sam Cooke, Soul Coughing, Rufus, Peggy Lee, Mike Doughty, Big Mama Thorton, Dolly Parton, Connie Francis, Cash, Hank Williams Sr., anything with my name in it, Kashmir, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, The Rosebuds, The Decemberists, Fruit Bats, The Riverbottom Nightmare Band, The Ready Men, The Sentinals, Wynone Harris, Mad Cow String Band, Wayne Newton
The Commitments, Return To Oz, Bubble Boy, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Harold and Maude, All About Eve, Goonies, Happenstance, Suspicion, Heathers, Pumpkin, Empire Records, Elvira Mystress Of the Dark, Grease 2, John Waters, The Jerk, Labyrinth, Gilda, Mommy Dearest
The Patty Duke Show, The State, S Club 7, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Dead Like Me, Good Eats, 90210 (but ONLY the Brenda Years), Monster House, Cosby Show, Gidget
David Sedaris, Nick Hornby, The Cheese Monkeys, The Prizewinner of Defience Ohio, Jim Keeble, Creepy Susie, The Outsiders, Fat Blad Jeff, Dry, Glimpses, Jean Shepherd, Dharma Bums, & most cook books.
Jem, Calico, and the boy formerly known as Peter Schmidt.