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Lane Meyer

Dinkin' Flicka

About Me

Yo. I be Lauren. I use the word "drunk" about 25 times a day, but clearly, I don't mean inebriated. I like all things funny. I have recently discovered that most joy is brought to my life when i am driving around blasting rap tunes. Also, I'm pretty lame, and I tend to fall asleep to "the 40 year old virgin" about 4 times a week so I can hear the sweet melodious voices of paul rudd and steve carrell.

i just wanna. liiiiiiiiiive.

My Interests

straight trippin' / piano livin' / YA FACE / music / concerts / movies / fashion / being a jokemaker / writing / singing / netflix / throwing rocks at cops / dancing / stadium claps / ghostridin' the whip / making great success / general hyphy-ness and puttin' my stunner shades on / buying kevin federline mix tapes / getting shushed during snakes on a plane / not knowing what to do when the crowd goes "ayo" / taggin in ya boy / yelling " emotional rock" at all who deserve this phrase to be shouted at them

I'd like to meet:

good joketellers. I am currently on the search for the world's funniest human, because honestly, being absolutely hysterical is probably the best thing in the entire world.

I'm down with meetin' Joey Greco. I'd like to discuss how he got stabbed on Cheaters, if I can be his co-host, and most importantly, where I can snag his Emmy-winning program on DVD. LOU BEGA is also on my list He's clearly one of the best musicians of our time. And der: the one and only SISQO, aka, "The Dragon."

Music:

a perfect circle / lily allen / anna nalick / alkaline trio / bayside / brand new / britney / chris breezy / coheed and cambria / the darkness / evanescence / fiona apple / fort minor / frou frou / garbage / hail social / head automatica / heavens / ILL MOTHERFUCKIN MITCH / imogen heap / (old) incubus / jay-z / jimmy eat world / kanye west / lady sovereign / linkin park / the like / the mars volta / morningwood / n.e.r.d / paramore / the rapture / the smiths / the spill canvas / TEGAN AND SARA / taking back sunday / the used / weezer / the white stripes / xtina / ALL fuckin GANGSTA HIP HOP

Movies:

adaptation / airplane / annie hall / the baxter / BETTER OFF DEAD / borat / dumb and dumber / eternal sunshine of the spotless mind / garden state / the good girl / high fidelity / jack frost (killer one) / mallrats / orange county / planes trains and automobiles / the truman show / welcome to the dollhouse

Television:

CONAN O BRIEN / curb your enthusiasm / CHEATERS / dr. katz / dateline: how to catch a predator / flash forward / laguna / KICKIN IT WIT BYRON ALLEN? / news radio (any fans out there under 30? no? ALL RIGHT.) project runway / seinfeld / stella / all bad vh1 programming / THE OFFICE / infomercials, mainly 'just kidding'

My Blog

Why Hinders lyrics suck, and other various Myspace Anecdotes...

Precursor: Remember, this is a blog  I ain't taking it seriously, I'm just using a couple of minutes of my time to chuckle at da space / pop culture / etc. Notably, I have neglected to rant about the...
Posted by Lane Meyer on Thu, 31 May 2007 06:16:00 PST

The only serious blog I will ever write...I think.

Oh, the joy of myspace and blogging!I typically only write silly rants in the 'ol space blog, because I find it extremely difficult for ME, personally, to take blogging/spacing seriously. (Hence, why ...
Posted by Lane Meyer on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 11:24:00 PST

Most solid dude on the planet?

The story I am about to tell makes me chuckle to no end. Let's be honest, there are a lot of dudes who try to approach ladies in really awkward ways. This will never stop. But for some reason, this is...
Posted by Lane Meyer on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:16:00 PST

Myspace searches = over my head.

Myspace never ceases to baffle me, but I've always been a little confused by the search option. If you go to the "Search" option, it shows you the 10 most popular searches, and they really haven't cha...
Posted by Lane Meyer on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 08:45:00 PST

Myspace Trends: Summer '06

Myspace is really, really fucking cool. I used to be a bit more entertained whilst perusing the 'ol Space. As the member count creeps closer to 100,000,000 (Thank you www.myspace.com/tom), I have bee...
Posted by Lane Meyer on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 04:42:00 PST

Tips for Blogging Enthusiasts / A Myspace Satire

Note: Myspace is highly amusing. And so, these ramblings are merely my amused, over-exaggerated, almost satirized view of The Space--and more specifically, the tool affectionately referred to as "blog...
Posted by Lane Meyer on Tue, 02 May 2006 08:46:00 PST