Humor Me

I Sing in a band InvictA, we will be coming out with some music pretty soon. I am a realist....I know who I am and what I am capable of...I know what I want and what I dont want...I am extremely aware of my failures and my successes...I know that I am Extremely patient with 1)the people that I care about...but 2)not at all with stupid people...if you happen to be both, see rule #2 ...I have a dominant and very expressive personality, I am very intelligent, articulate, and opinionated but well thought out in what I share...I am a laugh factory that manufactures laughs. I share them by sprinkling them on the peasants much in the way Aladdin shared gold with the terrorists when he entered Agraba as prince Ali-abawa. I am a very intense person as far as emotions and I wear my heart on my sleeve...which is good and bad...good because you will always know how I feel...bad because you will always know how I feel...I am a die hard romantic...and I think the idea of completely being commited and selfless with one person is the most amazing dream I could have...on that same line of thought...in the beginning of a relationship looks matter to me...I want some one in very good shape like myself...however, once I love that person, I could really care less if they turned into quasimodo physically...I would slap my dick on their hump, and say,"Take me to the bell tower baby!"..........on that line of thought...I am off-center...so if you are homogenized abercrombie personality-wise...chances are your should keep walking....My brand of humor has been around in me since I was 10...however it did not become popular with the masses until dane cook came out...he is "essentially" who I was in hs...I have since calmed down a bit...but with every new person I meet I am still constantly compared...an annoying compliment...its funny that now the same kids that made fun of me for being a dork in highschool think I am the funniest person in the world...ironic...and humorous how people grow and follow trends...I have a bitter distaste for political correctness, and infact...the only thing in general that offends me...is people who get offended...I dont care much for the "empowered woman" act...it kinda actually makes me sick to my stomach...so does the "I am too hot for the world" thing...were this my empire I would gladly wish execution upon all of you...or at least force the hot women to serve as my sex slaves...HA sweet justice...sorry empowered women you get just death...I LOVE people that can just let go and be goofs...those that arent afraid to say offcolored statements, or things that are odd or obscure...I expect alot from myself, and the same from other people....the thing that pisses me off the MOST in the world is being ignored...I could throw some one into the sun such an offense...the greatest come back you can ever say to a child is"kinda like your face"...I coined this term when I was 14... and to the mind of a pre-adolescent child... it is the unstoppable juggernaut of all comebacks...I am a goof...I enjoy awkward moments more than alot of things...especially with people I dont know...so if you like dorky funny people that are in great shape and have a very reflective side along with wisdom, passion, science knowledge, insight, intelligence, fuckin skills, and an extremely kinky/perverse mindset...I'm your man...say hellohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU6cCnlqFNQ&mode=rel ated&search=this is probably one of the funniest if not THE funniest video I have ever seen in my life...holy shit I was on the floor crying for a good 5 minutes....when you watch make sure you turn the volume all the way up and listen carefully to what the kid says.. ..-----AND HOLY SHIT I AM FUCKIN APOCALYPSE and I just answered the questions honestly...that means...and my brother will get this especially....ALLLL WHO OPPOSE ME...WILL BE...DESTROYED! *stomps on camera man*