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birdie

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About Me

i am the laid back, low-maintenace girl- how could it be any different with five brothers?!? i get so irritated with supa-drama and there is sooo much of it. i just want to laugh and have a good time, whether it involves kicking back and watching a movie or going offroading somewhere in the desert. i lived in the middle east for a while and i have moved all over the country. i have a rottweiler/lab mix and a german shepherd who make me laugh every day. weirdly enough, i actually like my job! i get really into artsy stuff, as in things i make, like leather blankets. give me music...bluegrass, blues, country, heavy metal, punk, folk,...almost anything i can groove to. always goin' around singing to something if i am not playing my guitar- love it!!!!please stop by and say hi before u request an add....also, if u are a friend, talk to me sometimes; don't just get an add and then disappear forever...what's the point?!?

My Interests

music, music, music... I play guitar and piano and i sing. love to hike and camp, can't wait to get a motorcycle. also love the beach....of course! i read a lot and i'm into photography. i really get into road trips... i've driven across country too many times to count. i have a million brothers (ok, 5) and we hang out a lot, but i have to depend on the married ones to have any pretense to sisters. my bros and i all play music, so we get to jam a lot- built-in band, which is convenient. i like to go out; any place that i can dance that isn't a club and lets me get away with dancing in the booths is somewhere i have a good time. or anywhere i can go hear a good band (especially if i can avoid getting crushed in the mosh pit)... i also love art and i draw.

I'd like to meet:

someone with low drama but lots of excitement....hmmmm....

Music:

breaking benjamin, guns n roses, metallica, alice in chains, atreyu, sara evans, 7k, 311, zepellin, big and rich, martina mcbride, misfits, the ionics, ellington effect, stevie ray vaughn, bb king, mad season, allman brothers, van morrison, sinatra, NO NEIL DIAMOND!! but if you must, you'd better sing along.... allison kraus, nora jones, ella, nina simone, billie holliday, kenny wayne shepherd, rolling stones, black crowes, nickel creek, buena vista social club, benny goodman, thelonius monk, john coltrane, albert collins, old stone temple pilots, skynard, fleetwood mac, mother hips: i listen to just about everything and like it, so it makes going to see a show easy!

Movies:

Swingers, Poolhall Junkies, True Romance, Braveheart, Tombstone, Office Space, and all the Indiana Jones movies. Also, From Dusk 'Til Dawn, and my fave: Orgasmo!!!!

Television:

used to love xfiles before it got too alien-y. remember the "home" episode with the inbred woman on a skate thingy? freaky stuff! give me south park, family guy and the simpsons...always laughing when i watch them. other than that, not a whole lot of tv, unless it's something hideously dorky like a discovery channel special on cleopatra or stonehenge... or maybe a little american justice/cold case files kind of stuff with all the cool forensics tricks

Books:

the haj, alaska, the memoirs of cleopatra (see, i wasn't kidding about the discovery channel thing!), henry viii , mary, queen of scots...anything by robert jordan. fave poet is yeats....

Heroes:

All of my brothers (yes, all five!) and my mama- they fought the odds and won, they never give up, they look out for me but let me be myself, and they will always love me!!! Thanks, y'all- you are definitely my heroes! I hope that I can make as much of a difference in someone else's life as you all have in mine....

My Blog

for the record...

just some info about me that you might not know.... * i think i am the average girl next door.... all this hot, beautiful, sexy stuff is really funny to me!!! not at all used to it, and no, i don't ge...
Posted by birdie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what it's like for a girl

the definition of love depends on whether you are in it or getting out of it.... when you are madly in love it's Lube Our Vaginas Endlessly   When you're done with it and want out, it's Leave...
Posted by birdie on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 01:07:00 PST

dammit!!!

why is it that people with intelligence and sensitivity and creativity are so damn good at couching actual facts in terms of search and understanding? for instance, if you need to find yourself (and i...
Posted by birdie on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 03:46:00 PST

suds or snatch.....

  My friend put this up, but since i cried laughing when i read it, i had to put it on a blog.....   Beer vs Vagina1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.One point to BEER2.Warm b...
Posted by birdie on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 04:47:00 PST

noah's ark

well, ain't it just typical....  it FINALLY rained last night and my silly ass had to go outside and dance in it, get soaked to the skin and have a great time- only to come in and find a bigass f...
Posted by birdie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 01:00:00 PST

cinco .....

wow.... there is nothing like partying with the girls at a crowded bar and dripping taco sauce all over yourself... hilarious!!! i bet i looked like trailer girl for sure... especially in scottsdale!!...
Posted by birdie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

never gonna live it down

a few of y'all have heard this story, but since i was just telling it and laughed my ass off in the process, i figured i'd just put it up anyways... it just so happens that there are four female alex'...
Posted by birdie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

swilled :)

oh, yeah...just not now. but last night... i don't think i realized just how much i could drink and not notice... and let me tell you, playing pool sober isn't a pretty sight with me, much less drunk....
Posted by birdie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

shakin' booty

danced my ass off in a booth at a great bar last night in 4 inch stilettos... i feel muscles i didn't even know i had... and it was worth every second!!!
Posted by birdie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bates motel....

i don't get it...i apparently have a psycho magnet imbedded in my head and it works waaaay too well!!! i just don't quite understand why people who are stalkers, think they're from other planets, are...
Posted by birdie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST