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J.

Falsehoods are usually well told

About Me

I don't want this to hurt the sales of my memoir.

My Interests

You know, what you'd expect... ironic pop-culture references, kitschy household items, occasional nostalgia, and other various art-student-like shit. Oh, and razor blades.

I'd like to meet:

freethinkers with a humorous disposition.

Music:

My stradivarius trumpet makes me happy, as does attempting to master my grandma's piano teachings. All of my CD's are stored in a single brown paper liquor bag. I don't follow any specific genre of music so I tend to detest, even lash out on, individuals that criticize my fondness to a particular song. You see, I don't acknowlege the politics of music artists or what they stand for, what a silly thing to be adamant about. After all it is only soundwaves. I like many songs that I know nothing about what is behind the sound. Also, I like to make believe I am proficient in ballet and salsa with Sessy Lessy, so music condusive to such behavior is fantastic.

Movies:

I have Netflix now, and damn it if I don't love it. Surprising since one of my strongest emotions is my hatred of DVD's. Those fucking things are so fragile. Fuck it. Give me a sturdy VHS that plays right where you left it. But these are some of my favorites: Queens of Comedy, All Margaret Cho, Anything stand-up comedy, Dirty Love, On Golden Pond, Edward Scissorhands, Flashdance, the Godfather, Casino, Goodfellas, Blow, Requiem for a Dream, Glitter, View from the Top, Death Becomes Her, She Devil, Marvin's Room, House of Spirits, Out of Africa, Deer Hunter, Postcards from the Edge (anything Meryl Streep), Terms of Endearment, Serial Mom, the Other Sister, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Desparate Living, Nell, Riding in Cars with Boys, and Little Miss Sunshine, that movie was so refreshing. Nowadays it has become trendy and artistic to be purposefully negligent to story-telling, or just creatively mellow. That is my problem with Sophia Coppola and Marie Antoinette, because god damnit I wanted that movie to be entertaining. However, I just saw Pan's Labyrinth, and wow, it was amazing.

Television:

I wish I had cable, even though conservative adults were right; TV does rot your brain. Just in a philosophical sense. They flash pretty pictures into your living space at a shameful rate every second, then it makes you think you need shit, and forget that you're just a living being and not some exaggerated, self-righteous, participant in this bureaucratic social system that has evolved. Which is why I am starting to think about getting into advertising. Ooo, maybe for VH1 too.

Books:

I don't read enough, and it irritates me sometimes, but I still don't do anything about it. At least I'm honest I guess. But I have liked these: Catcher, Less than Zero, 1984, the Awakening, Alec Baldwin Doesn't Love Me, Happiness is a Serious Problem, Dry

Heroes:

Um... honestly I don't think I have one at this point. I kinda don't like people that much. I do only on a personal level, but you know when the student is ready the teacher appears

My Blog

Thou shalt not watch CNN!

All day I have been busy getting ready for the arrival of Campus Crusade for Christ.  I spent hours getting their reservations in order and getting each individual's key ready with their name on ...
Posted by J. on Sun, 20 May 2007 11:44:00 PST

I'm fearing for my life!

The other day at my work, a coworker of mine was held at gun point and robbed.  Nothing happened because he ran in the back and locked the door, but still!!!   EEk!
Posted by J. on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:48:00 PST

I need something sharp, a drink or a knife. either.

So for anyone who cares, those who do know I work at a hotel, and I am having a customer service dilemma.   We constantly get groups going through the hotel, but today its just straight up c...
Posted by J. on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:05:00 PST

Ann Coulter = fascist cunt

REMIX: Ann Coulter Calls John Edwards "Faggot" Add to My Profile | More VideosThis right wing bitch is so agressively hateful. She called both Al Gore and John Edwards faggots. W...
Posted by J. on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:39:00 PST

Its just so hard being me

I have decided that it is a bad decision for me to read the news paper.  I get soooo pissed off to the point that I am sure my blood pressure is off the charts.  Right up there with my chole...
Posted by J. on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:10:00 PST

Po Po at da Ho Ho

Wow, This morning I had to awaken to an incredibly obnoxious alarm clock to start a staggeringly early shift at the most déclassé Holiday Inn Express of the entire beaurocratic corporate cha...
Posted by J. on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 11:55:00 PST

I'm feeling very Democratic today, well just anti-republican

So I consider myself very conservative. Now hold on. Just wait, let me finish. I am very conservative, here's how: I hear a country song (which I like to enjoy once in a while) such as Martina McB...
Posted by J. on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:14:00 PST

Praying for free-speech is an oxymoron

take some time to look at a few victims of religion... http://jcnot4me.com/items/cults/victims_of_religion.htm  ...
Posted by J. on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 12:18:00 PST

Our president is an alcoholic cheerleader

so are you really surprised at this shit he has said: 10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 9) "I know how hard it is for you to put foo...
Posted by J. on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 12:08:00 PST

Saddam

We cowt us wunna dem evil ders http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnzwgBrIr1s   Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy bah.
Posted by J. on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:00:00 PST