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J Bird

Are you looking at the BIG picture? What does it look like to you?

About Me

I AM a creator, a wizard in training, a Lightworker, a soul Being having a human experience, a son, a brother, a friend, a lover, a teacher, a student, a questioner, a discoverer, an adventurer, an artist, a seeker, a guide...

AND, I'm STILL a...

Fun-loving, dope-a-licious, amateur porn god, flying trapeze artist/ facilitator, aerialist, Assistant Director, Caribbean-blooded, music-loving, girl-chasing, tattooed and pierced FREAK!



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My Interests

Trapeze arts, Cirque du Soleil, Bacardi, 420, Friday night sangrias, roller blading, the beach, reading, music, movies, poetry, visual art, this damn machine and the web, the occult and mysteries of the universe, astrology, astronomy, tarot & i-ching, energy in all it's forms, vajra, the tantric arts, sex, beer, and my funkin' guitar!!!
How to make a j bird
Ingredients:
5 parts success
3 parts arrogance
3 parts leadership
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add fitness to taste! Do not overindulge!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

I'd like to meet:

All who seek the truth, consciously create their moment of now, question the world and culture they are a part of in the spirit of evolution, and who desire to heal themselves, mankind, and the planet. Sounds lofty and pretentious, maybe, but, trust me: I keep it REAL, and I look forward to calling more people who live with integrity, art, love, and purpose my friends.

Music:

War, Sly & Family Stone, De La Soul, Tribe Called Quest...

New School: Outkast, Sean Paul, Sizzla

Others: ani, RHCP, and basically any ARTIST that has TALENT!!!

Genres: Don't get me wrong...even tho' I only mentioned a precious few here, my musical interests are all over the place! From Bjork to the Pussycat Dolls - SOAD to 2 Live Crew to Van Halen to Van Morrison...let's just say me and limewire go WAY back!

SWEETBONE!!!

Movies:

New additions: Sin City, anything with a superhero in it (the more the merrier), What the Bleep Do We Know?, The Secret, Wedding Crashers...

Anything with Johnny Depp, Donnie Darko, May, Natural Born Killers, 12 Monkeys, All Q.T. movies, From Dusk til Dawn, anything that I've worked on (not necessarily true for content, but true because of the people), all of the Chris Rock concerts, Half-Baked, Robin Hood (P.O.T. and M.I.T), Princess Bride, The Mummy (both), Indiana Jones (all), Frida, Vanilla Sky & Abres Los Ojos, Requiem for a Dream, Leon: The Professional, La Femme Nikita, Run Lola Run, Transformers, most Bruce Lee movies, Shaft (original- the Sam Jackson one was OK, too), Scary Movies 1-2&3, Ladies Man, Old School, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, Dolemite, most Wayans Bros. movies, ALL Cohen Bros movies, The Warchowski bros MATRIXs, (pant), and rest assured, this list is NOT all inclusive... I can't wait for the new Transformers movie!!!

Television:

Heroes, 24, and whatever David Blaine special happens to be on. I really don't watch much TV, but I will catch the occasional football game, or CNN or MSNBC broadcast. Also, I really enjoy a well made humorous commercial...

Books:

Anything by Stephen King, most things by Harlan Ellison, a lot of Poppy Z. Brite, Splatterpunk, The Art of Shen Ku, The Color Purple, Identity, Steppenwolf, and Siddhartha; On the Road and all things Kerouac, Ginsberg, and Burrows; and so many, many more...I discovered that Vonnegut kicks ass!

Heroes:

If you know me, you know that I have a "superhero complex"...but on the real, my heroes are those who dare to inspire the world with deeds of courage and words of wisdom. Cool tights help, too... Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 80% The Flash 80% Iron Man 80% Robin 78% Superman 65% Green Lantern 65% Hulk 60% Wonder Woman 56% Supergirl 51% Catwoman 45% Batman 35% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

My Blog

I'm goin' to Chile, bitches!!!

Yes, it's true, lawdamercy!!!  In a little less than 2 weeks, at 4am at MIA, I will be boarding an airplane headed for Santiago, Chile - on a mission to spread some trapeze love to South America....
Posted by J Bird on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 07:15:00 PST

See ya, South Florida...

Yeah, I should be packing now, I know, but this is probably gonna be the last time I get to peruse, misuse, and abuse myspace for a little while.  I'm hitting the road Wednesday en route to ...
Posted by J Bird on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 10:06:00 PST

Happyu Fuckin' 2006, Biatches!!!

I don't know how many other My Spacers are out there actually opnline right now, what with not driving drunk/ drugged up responsibilties, parties, and whatever the hell else you've got going on, but I...
Posted by J Bird on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 12:19:00 PST

Dude...

http://www.funfreepages.com/flash/dude_wheres_my_weed.php   I know, I know, it's been a long time since any of this has been relevent, but it's funny nevertheless...by the way...check out the blo...
Posted by J Bird on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 12:48:00 PST

Answer me!

This is exactly how I found it my bulletin, I'm too lazy right now to think of more questions...have fun!  (Thanks, Ms. Lacy)... 1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do...
Posted by J Bird on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 11:27:00 PST

Who's thirsty? Wanna little...

Dickens' Cider? Check these out! http://www.catsprn.com/sounds/wav/dickens.wav http://www.catsprn.com/sounds/wav/dickens_cider.wav YUM!!! And for those of you who know the toe... http://www.ifilm.com/...
Posted by J Bird on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 03:43:00 PST

Had to snag THIS one...although I don't know if I agree...

Beer VS Pussy: who will win 1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BE...
Posted by J Bird on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 08:43:00 PST

B.A.N.A.N.A.S...

http://www.funfreepages.com/flash/this_shit_is_bananas.php All I've got to say is: this sh... aw, never mind - click it and you'll see for yourself!...
Posted by J Bird on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 06:54:00 PST

Alright, whaddaya think?

Of the new pics, I mean? I'll post more, but I gotta know that their being appreciated.  I know, there's too few scantiliy clad chicks, I'll try to change that!  If there are any ladies out ...
Posted by J Bird on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 12:12:00 PST

pics are a-comin'

OK, so I've heard from a few people (OK, just Uzma) that I need ssome new pics on the ol' myspace space.  I have decided to oblige.  However, those interested in seeing the NEW STYLIE will h...
Posted by J Bird on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 03:54:00 PST