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Jeff

Anything Jesus can do I can do better.

About Me

I am a 22 year old Cambodian midget who's willing to settle for less.

My Interests

Art. Drugs. Masturbating. Avoiding responsibilty like the plague.

I'd like to meet:

See above.If you want to be added as a friend, please send me an email first. I'm not here to help you collect "friends" like baseball cards.No pre-pubescents or girls who think the gay thing is "hot".
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Music:

80's and corny pop songs have a special place in my heart. I consider any song I've memorized the entire words to a favorite. I do this quite abit. Some are appalled at how much I love country music. Carbon Leaf gives me a boner

Movies:

Star Wars, Star Trek, Bridgett Jones' Diary, The Rules of Attraction, The Trip, Trick, Undercover Brother, John Water's films, Mel Brooks (Young Frankensein and Blazing Saddles are masterpieces), Amelie, Hatari, Charade (Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn have the best chemistry EVER in the history of film), anything 80's or sci-fi.

Television:

ATHF, Family Guy, South Park, Scrubs, HGTV, Strangers with Candy, Tenacious D, Dead Like Me, Huff, Penn & Teller's BULLSHIT, Fawlty Tower's, Ab Fab, Sex and the City, Harvey Birdman (simply for the pandering gay jokes), The Larry Sanders Show, Futurama, Drawn Together. And probably alot more I cannot think of currently...

Books:

The Perks of Being a Wallflower put it well: What ever is the last book I read, that is my favorite. Recently it's been Wicked, Bitter Is The New Black, Devil Wears Prada, Perks. Recently I have fallen in love with David Sedaris. I've developed quite the crush...

Heroes:

My penis. The Dane's call it quality!

My Blog

Whitney Houston can speak at your graduation too!

COMMENCEMENT SPEECH,WHITNEY HOUSTON,EAST SOUTHERNUNIVERSITY,JUNE 9, 2006.BY JEN MICHALSKI- - - -Thank y'all for coming to see me tonight. How are you doing? Let's get this party started, yeah! (Assist...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 10:34:00 PST

I love Shrooms!!!!!

I Love SHROOMS!!!!!!! It was my first time ever. Highly recommend it. I am finding I very much enjoy new drugs (NO SHIT). Especially earthy drugs that make me become sentimental, inspired and retar...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dramatic bitchfest. But who doesn't do it, right?

I am feeling slothful and a bit apathetic. Which Fucking blows, since today is the first day of my Spring Break. That's right, I have spring break the first week of March. I assume it's because last w...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST