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Kyle Hilliardarious

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been wid

About Me


I'm in college, I was in a band .., I'm an extremely amateur filmaker .., and I play WAY more vidoegames than is reasonably healthy, and then I talk about them, and then I write about them...

You may have seen my show the Colbert Report

I basically look exactly like any celebrity that wears glasses...

Check out old my band!
Autumn Day Strangler ..

Check out my movies!
Random Whatnots Productions ..

My old and sorely missed car, the Shinobi...

Check out my videogame blog ... I've got some reviews and thoughts about videogames there.

Games Im currently playing:

Send me a friend request on xbox live: TheAmericnDream ..
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My Interests

Drums, music, metal, Halo,
videogames, her...

...and Batman. ..

I'd like to meet:


Shigeru Miyamoto, just so I could get him to sign my copy of Waverace 64...

Music:



Currently listening to:

I have actually yet to hear a band better than
Autumn Day Strangler ..

Movies:



Last film I watched:

Check out the movies that I make (or we rather, it's definately a group effort)

Random Whatnots Productions

There is a small Random Whatnots Productions
sampling in my movie space down the page a bit, so check it out.

Television:


Mr. Show is basically the best thing ever, and damn all you people for not watching Arrested Development and allowing for its cancellation...

Books:



I tend to read books about crazy people, or crazy occurences.

Currently reading:
..

Heroes:



and Tristan Hilliard.

My Blog

Every Game Ive ever beaten ever...

Im going to attempt to list every game I have ever beaten. I'm sure this isn't all of them, and you can always expect more to come...check out my videogame blog.............Super Nintendo:AladdinClay ...
Posted by Kyle Hilliardarious on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:14:00 PST

Old People

So I am walking back from the bank, and there is this old woman with a cane dressed like she was on her way to Florida to retire, but got lost on the way there and somehow ended up in Downtown Charles...
Posted by Kyle Hilliardarious on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:21:00 PST

Im the mutherfuckin boss

My boss is away at manager conference so by default I have been the boss for the past three days. It has been pretty awesome. I fired a guy and yelled at two kids. Here's what it looked like:Then h...
Posted by Kyle Hilliardarious on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 06:43:00 PST

Beards and Milkshakes

For those of you who haven't seen me in awhile I have grown a beard. I know many of you had no faith in me, but against all odds I have achieved the impossible... I have grown a massive beard. This ...
Posted by Kyle Hilliardarious on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 07:00:00 PST

Scrabble Chronicles part II

Matt:  190 Rene:  140 Kyle:  121 damn.... im a little embarassed...
Posted by Kyle Hilliardarious on Fri, 19 May 2006 04:31:00 PST

The Scrabble Chronicles part one

Tonight we made bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches and played scrabble. Scores: Joel:  63 Rene:  72 Tsukasa:  90 Kyle:  107 more to come......
Posted by Kyle Hilliardarious on Thu, 18 May 2006 08:05:00 PST

Dating Advice

Women love danger, if they could, they would just date a fire...
Posted by Kyle Hilliardarious on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 08:22:00 PST

Biology Lab and leprechauns

Today was the last day of biology lab and we had to make a presentation.  Ours happened to involve the hole in the ozone layer and the negative effects that UV radiation has on human and plant li...
Posted by Kyle Hilliardarious on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 03:05:00 PST

Grammar

Im no english major, but there is something seriously wrong with this sentence I heard the other day walking home from class..... "y'all ladies lost?" I found this sentence to be rather intriguing.&...
Posted by Kyle Hilliardarious on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 02:55:00 PST

Larry the Cable Guy

     Today at work something extremely painful happened and it haunted me for the rest of the day.  I was standing behind the counter, doing my standard Gamestop work.  T...
Posted by Kyle Hilliardarious on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 11:46:00 PST