Brody Jean Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg-Bernard

I just got my yard done and love to run around and mouth acorns and then spit them out. Also i enjoy doing very effeminate hops as my parents throw them. I do however get kind of scared of the dark when my Dad takes me out for my night time poop. I make him walk down into the woods with me and hang out. He waits until i begin my poop and then runs back to the door and i have to kind of drop it off and take flight before the Killer Deer get me. Such are the dangers of mountain life for boys like me....