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Jack Bauers Beard

Jack Bauer strocked me like you stroke your penis

About Me

I came to Jack Bauer at a hard time in his life. His wife was murdered at the hands of one of his colleagues. I helped Jack through some pretty hard times. When he would stroke me, the world was good again. Unfortounately, Jack was called back to CTU because of some terrorist attack or something. Jack shaved me off that day, but I will not be forgotten!

My Interests

Being stroked by Jack and tickling Kims chin when he would hug her.

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Norris's beard, so I can show him whats up

Music:

Jack and The Bauers

Heroes:

Gandalf Greyham, becuase he has a sweet beard.