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Unkle D.L.

Chunks on the wall

About Me

i like to consider myself a man of leisure. hoover. on pico boulevard i'm regarded as a retard. dislike pigeons (crows are presently on my shit-list too.)chowhound. gold boots. nomad. vagabond. NERATE BANANAS. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

wrestling those gold boots she wears, evan f. car accident stories, sneaking in, viceroy dipping, multi-tasking, my beach cruiser's cup holder, secret spots, laundry, backdoors, design & architecture, perfecting my bloody mary skills, scabs, mid century modern, restaurants & divebars, antibacterial soap, the blizzard, chairs, AWOL (always west of Lincoln), MAC, garage sales, getting escorted out.

I'd like to meet:

as long as it does not entail human contact, I'm game. derelicts, high school dropouts and stalkers. larry's body double. Curly. Joe. ben the pink unicorn. donkey's, spazzzz's, hoodrats, neanderthals, my fellow gnomes and foodies.

Music:

beck, broken social scene, kings of leon, nick drake, rolling stones, tom waits

Movies:

lost in translation, city of god, sexy beast, D.Lynch, W.Anderson, the graduate, chinatown, gummo, being there, lebowski, jesus'son, constant gardener.

Television:

60 min, frontline, the office, SNL, clipp/lake show, mr. rose, mr. mahr, wonder showzen is genius.

Books:

HST, d.sedaris, b.ellis, to kill a mockingbird, kitchen confidential,what makes Sammy run, one flew over the cuckoo’s nest, post office,being there,zagat

Heroes:

your mom.