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Kristen

All the simple things are simply too complicated for my life.

About Me

So I'm sitting here, half watching TIVOed Grey's Anatomy and half looking up people on myspace with the same name as me to see if we have anything else in common. And I am slowly realizing a few things: first, that Grey's Anatomy is really going downhill; secondly, that whatever nailpolish I put on my toenails is sensational because its been there for a couple weeks and still looks damn good next to my bunions and blisters; and lastly, that I have really let myself go by having those three brownies today. (Damnnit, Karla, you were supposed to be my self-control!) Then some questions come to mind: Are they really going to make a Sex and the City movie? And if so, is Kim Cattrall going to look to old and haggardly to play Samantha Jones? Do I have to close tomorrow night with that one girl? Because if I do I am going to freak the fuck out. Has Kyleigh worn her purple wig? And who is going to take the time to read this crap anyway?

My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kristen
Birthday: I'll tell you if you promise to buy me a present.
Birthplace: A hospital.
Current Location: In front of my computer.
Eye Color: Blue.
Hair Color: Blondish.
Height: Not too tall but not too short.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrious.
Your Heritage: Some pasty white-ass ancientors.
The Shoes You Wore Today: I haven't put any on yet.
Your Weakness: I'm not weak.
Your Fears: Spiders and death.
Your Perfect Pizza: One that fills me up and never lets me down. Or is that beer?...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Well, I moved out and graduated from UCSB. So I guess get into CLU's grad program.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't have that.
Thoughts First Waking Up: I have to go pee.
Your Best Physical Feature: I still have hot-ass ears.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I fall asleep.
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't know, I obviously missed it happening.
Pepsi or Coke: Root Beer.
MacDonalds or Burger King: These are my options?
Single or Group Dates: Depends who the date's with.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I don't drink tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Oh, come on, like there's competiton.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Aren't they the same?
Do you Smoke: Smoke what?
Do you Swear: Fuck no.
Do you Sing: Badly.
Do you Shower Daily: Come smell me and find out.
Have you Been in Love: I fall in love every day.
Do you want to go to College: I already graduated, but I am trying to go back.
Do you want to get Married: If only its to the right person.
Do you belive in yourself: I believe you spelled the word "believe" wrong.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Do birds fly? Do fish swim? Is a pig pork?
Do you think you are Attractive: As long as there aren't any other girls around.
Are you a Health Freak: For, like, a day, but then it passes.
Do you get along with your Parents: Unbelieveably well.
Do you like Thunderstorms: No, they scare me.
Do you play an Instrument: I play sports.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes. Did I regret it the next day? Usually.
In the past month have you Smoked: I don't even own an ashtray, asshole. Who wrote these questions?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Would you feel like you knew me better if answered this?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Is it still a date when its going out with your boyfriend?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I work there so its inevitable.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: A box of Oreos? No. A box of Thin Mints? That's another question.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage: All the world's a stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, but the month is still young.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Do baths count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Your heart. Ha.
Ever been Drunk: Hahaha, that's funny.
Ever been called a Tease: If I have, then I have been called worse.
Ever been Beaten up: Only by siblings.
Ever Shoplifted: Once in the fifth grade, but I've reformed.
How do you want to Die: I don't want to die.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I never have a solid answer for this one.
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: No preference.
Favourite Hair Color: No preference.
Short or Long Hair: Not too short but not longer than mine.
Height: Taller than me when I'm in heels.
Weight: I thought it was what's inside that counts?
Best Clothing Style: Comfortable clothing without being completely outdated.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Enough with the drug questions, I thought we were talking boys.
Number of CDs I own: A lot. I'll burn one for you, if you'd like.
Number of Piercings: Two--my ears (you perv).
Number of Tattoos: None. Sorry, I'm boring.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Doing this survey.

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Music:

Makes me dance, makes me sing (poorly), energizes me, releases me, helps me cry, makes my feet tap uncontrollably.

Movies:

Too many to name, but what you'll find in my movie collection is mainly comedies/romantic comedies, dramas/satires, or mockumentaries. You will not find very many horror movies (mainly because I am baby and easily scared) nor will you find any action movies or documentaries.

Television:

Try to think of a word that rhymes with this...its hard.

Books:

I prefer books to T.V. because books don't have commercials.

Heroes:

That dog that saved its owner's life by hitting the speed button for 911 on its owner's phone. That shit was, like, amazing.

My Blog

And then everything changed.

This was not the way anything was supposed to be.  This was not what was supposed to happen to my family.  My mom is young, and although her diet up until six weeks ago had consisted pr...
Posted by Kristen on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 07:45:00 PST