About Me
split with JOE PESCI out now!!!!
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SYLVESTER STALINE Promo video
Between middle 70's and early 80's, U.S.S.R's best cocaine addicted scientists worked on 4 mongoloïd orphans from Tchernobyl (south Ukrainia) to create the best human secret weapon ever made. But after the famous nuclear plant incident of 1983, the soviet chief Konstantine Tchernenko (picture) and the KGB deicided to hide their fabulous work in a secret underground military camp of north of France. But the fabulous power of the 4 childs grown as much as their hate of the captivity... In 1989, during the last times of the east block, the 4 incredible teenagers escaped while killing the 2987 soldiers (and 7 dogs) of their boot camp for living the real life. Freedom made them discover MTV, punkhardcore, hot dogs, bikini, bandanas, final fight and toki in arcade games, roskopp and jim phillips skateboards deck, dirty south bass, t&c shorts, air force 1, and the most important thing:girls and mayonnaise. Later,after 11 years of partying they deicided to take a revenge... to take THE REVENGE, against this world who destroyed all the purity of their childhood dreams. But how?... That is the question... During a snowy sunday of july ,or november (they don't really remember)... at exactly 7h45 p.m, they got it, they got the idea (later called "operation crackwhorz fastcore favz")... Making a stupid but trendy band for having lot of $$$$$ for buying hard drugs to sell to their youngs fanz to make them the most dangerous but the most faithfull army of the world...yes, u 'll say they don't know how to play music...but who cares?
SYLVESTER STALINE IS BORN. with John J Julianovitch with his earthquake handz et his hypnotik dark eyes, Cyclop Yoannovitch and is mono eyed lazer, Lord Crust who can talk to dogs and kill people only with his arm pits odor, and Apocalypse Tomovitch and his removable/interchangeable members
They started some crazy bloody riots (the famous sunday bloody monday) with C.I.A well known terrorist groups as Total Fucking Destruction, Yacoespsae, Magrudergrind, Fuck That, Cripple Bastard, F.U.B.A.R,Valahlla Pacisfists, Sanity's Dawn, Warscars, Whoretorn, Last Days of Humanity, Rotten Sound, CBT, Suppository...and more...
But it was'nt enough. Now the 4 are associated with the czar of worlwide drugs & weapon dealing: Nikolaï Bones Brigade and his personal pimp army, to make the real end of the humanity hymns cd this summer 2005.
there is no choice now:
Join 'em now... or DIE like a corean mongoloïd with ebola, bitch!------
North of France's secret u.s.s.r camp after their bloody escape
"I've tried other rebellions before...THIS is the best!!" Zach de la Rocha
Sylvester Staline CD reviews 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , all in french...
Sylvester Staline interview in french 1..
