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LEAVE THE POLITICS TO MAD MEN.

About Me

They say a man is born to go alone and a woman is born to weep and fret. To stay at home and drown in her past regrets in coffee and cigarettes. -3D

My Interests

Smoking, Drinking, Spitting, Fighting, Shitting, Fucking,Biting,Scratching,Bruising,Speeding,Pulling,Cutting, Passing out,Bleeding, Kegels, Lesbians, Homos, Assholes, Bitches,and Staying Single. Fuck you.

Music:

Fuck Rap music. Everything else is ok. Ease my mind.

Movies:

Zits,Clits,Tits,and Shits. Best movie ever made on a digital camera.

Television:

HAVEN'T OWNED ONE IN 5 YEARS. Fuck Television. Buy a book assholes.

Books:

Anarchy Cookbook. Delilah,The Heart is Deceitful Above all Things,Sarah, Harold's End, With Friends Like These: The Americas Watch Report of Human Rights and U.S. Policy in Latin America, Da Vinci Code, An Ocean In Idaho, Iliad, Angels and Demons. STORY OF THE EYE, Poems for the Decimated Heart.

Heroes:

LEDA,TANYA,ALEX,PPP,SHIRLEY MANSON,JOHNNY DEPP,ZACk DE LA ROCHA,MARC JACOBS,BETSEY JOHNSON, TOM FORD,CAROLINA HERRERA,GABRIEL GARCIA MARQUEZ,FIDEL CASTRO,ERNESTO GUEVARA,ESTELLA BRAVO,GABRIELA BLANCO,GUILLERMO DEL TORRO...

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LIARS AND FORNICATORS

TRY TO MEAN WHAT YOU SAY.  SO THEY WILL ALWAYS BELIEVE YOU.I.
Posted by Von Teste" on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 05:54:00 PST

Someone once said...

I had a friend recently tell me that the only way to be successful in life is to have a plan.  I don't mean to be a scrooge but that may work for some people and I've made a lot of stupid mistake...
Posted by Von Teste" on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 11:08:00 PST