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Gingerino

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About Me

..20True friendship is kinda like peeing on yourself.
Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

The only way to have a friend is to be one.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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My Interests

hmmm, my interests... i like everything (except mushrooms and dirty lying stealing bastards who jerk off in my living room and cant pay rent)

traveling, watching movies, general aviation, playing with my dogs, cool cars, scuba diving, going to restaurants, having a drinky-poo, smokin crack. whatever, i am down.

this is my name in japanese (well, i think so... it might actually read "stupid cracker" or something)

I'd like to meet:

yo momma... cuz she fat, ugly AND stoopid!!!

Music:

Sublime - What I Got.mpg



MMM HMMM (say it like BBT in Sling Blade)
i likes me some muzak!!!

i have a ridiculously large CD collection
and enough cassettes to match it, and then some...
and a few records too

anything except country music is fine.

oh, and stuff that sucks, that wont work either...

Yeah, I can do that too...


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This one is pretty cool too...


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A little more...


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Because you haven't had enough...


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B-boy Junior from Paris - this guys is tight


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Midget Breakdancing Battle


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Movies:

Monkey Lovin



Funny ass dialog between two monkeys having sex in a tree. they are all good. even the bad ones.

Television:

i love my tivo. i am going to marry tivo someday.

Books:

i cant read. i am an illiterate product of public schooling.
i like stupid quizes that are pointless . . .
Apparently I am a tree . . .
You Are A Walnut Tree
You are strange and full of contrasts... the oddball of your group.You are unrelenting and you have unlimited ambition.Not always liked but always admired, you are more infamous than famous.You are aggressive and spontaneous, and your reactions are often unexpected.A jealous and passionate person, you are difficult in romantic relationships. What is Your Celtic Horoscope?
. . . and not quite the world-dominating genius I had hoped to be.
Your IQ Is 135
Your Logical Intelligence is Genius Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional Your General Knowledge is Genius A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
tru dat!!
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test
Now that you all know my birthday, I better get some good presents . . .
Your Birthdate: April 30
Your birthday on the 30th day of the month shows individual self-expression is necessary for your happiness.
You tend to have a good way of expressing yourself with words, certainly in a manner that is clear and understandable.
You have a good chance of success in fields requiring skill with words.
You can be very dramatic in your presentation and you may be a good actor or a natural mimic.
You have a vivid imagination that can assist you in becoming a good writer or story-teller.
Strong in your opinions, you always tend to think you are on the right side of an issue.
There may be a tendency to scatter your energies and have a lot of loose ends in your work.
You may have significant artistic talent and be very creative. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Baby, I am so Vegas and I didn't even know it!!
Take the quiz: "Which American City Are You?"

Vegas Baby!!!!
You Shine bright and partake in all the vices.
You'd rather burn out then fade away.

now, do what???
i dont remember this one in my crayon box
;p
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
OMG! It is like they are psychic!! Ha, ha, ha!
What kinda sex do you like?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
Times you want to fuck a day.. as many times as possible
Fav. position any position as long as its rough
How you like it wet and messy
Where do you like doing it In public places
how good are you? you make them moan for more
This Quiz by sixmilesleft - Taken 550024 Times. New - COOL Dating Tips and Romance Advice!
WTF?? No. Seriously. WTF???

Who Would Bang U?(4 gurls) by MoNkEeLiCi0uS
Username/Name
He Would Bang U
This Many Times 155
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i thought i would have been a hallucinogen, but nope, i am a coca-cola girl . . .
Take the quiz:
what kind of drug are you? (includes pictures)

cocaine.
you are cocaine. addictive, expensive and confident.
i found another drug test, and it also thinks i am cocaine . . . two out of two test cant be wrong!
You scored as Cocaine. You are Cocaine (aka: coke, crack, snow, 151...). You are the second most commonly used drug in the world. You are very witty, talented, perky person if you can just have the right opportunity to show to everybody how unique you are, when you are in a good mood you can reach a very high point of happiness. You are classified as class (A and B) illegal drugs.

Cocaine


83%

Marijuana


67%

Ecstasy


67%
What kind of drug are you?
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ok, this is getting kinda weird now . . . really, why am i not a more mellow drug? i should be weed or shrooms, or maybe even beer
Your Personality Is Like Cocaine
You're dynamic, brilliant, and alluring to those who don't know you.
Hyper and full of energy, you're usually the last one to leave a party.
Sometimes your sharp mind gets the better of you... you're a bit paranoid! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Finally, something besides cocaine!! You have no idea how many times I retook that test trying to get different results...
Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
i thought i would have been a happy drunk, but apparently i am a crazy drunk . . . whoda thunk it?
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You're a Crazy Drunk! As soon as your blood alcohol level raises you're all over the place! You're the drunk running through the street naked or trying to engage everyone in strip Jenga. You like making people laugh and feeling free of all your responsibilities.
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
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tell me something that i DONT know . . .
You're a Smart Ass! You have a clever remark for everything. No one can insult you without feeling the lash of your tongue and you know it. People get annoyed with you real easily. If you'd just put that brain power to a positive use you'd be great. But you won't will you?
Which Ass Are You?
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hmmm, freud would be intrigued . . . not.
Your Personality Profile
You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.
You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming! The World's Shortest Personality Test
3!! three!! tres!! (i dont know what this 3 thing means)
Your Life Path Number is 3
Your purpose in life is to express your unique self.
You are a creative and artistic person with an interesting view on life.
Witty and outgoing, you enjoy sharing your crazy ideas with anyone who will listen.
A total social butterfly, you're the life of any party.
In love, you inspire and enchant your partner. You are often an object of fantasy and desire.
While you are very talented, you sometimes lack the ambition to put your talents in play.
And while your wit carries you a long way, you occasionally use it to mask your true feelings.
Your natural abilities can bring you all the success in the world ... if you let them What Is Your Life Path Number?
dang it! i wanted to be fozzie bear
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test
i aint no control freak!! (double negative intended)
Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is medium.
You probably have had a couple significant loves.
And you may have even had your heart broken.
But you haven't really dated a wide variety of people.
Dominance:
Your dominance is high.
It's your way or the highway when it comes to love.
You like to be very involved in your sweetie's life.
No question, you like to be the one calling the shots.
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.
Independence:
Your independence is medium.
In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time."
You usually find it easy to be part of a couple.
But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered. The Five Variable Love Test
hmmm . . .
Take the quiz:
Which deviant fetish should you indulge in?

BDSM Fetish
Restraints! Hot wax! Chains! It's all about BDSM (Bondage Domination Sadism Masochism) for you! Whether you're the giver or receiver of pain - you'll love every moment of it, and because there are so many ways of indulging in BDSM, you're sure to find a possibility you and your partner will enjoy!
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hmmm . . . again . . .
You scored as BDSM. If you have a common fetish...its most likely the hardcore stuff...whips, leather, spanking, bondage. Whoo, thats hot!

BDSM


94%

Biting/nibbling fetish


88%

Tickling Fetish


69%

Foot Fetish


0%
What's your fetish?!
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desperate measures for desperate times . . .
ginger will go to jail for ...
Stealing condoms from the grocery store
'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
Tee hee hee, ask Erica about my 23rd birthday at July Alley . . .
You Are a Passionate Kisser
You are the most likely type to kiss a sexy stranger
Your kissing style is unpredictable and free spirited
You could kiss anyone at a drop of a hat
It's all about where your passion leads you What's Your Kissing Style?
Just a little bit . . .
I am 28% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
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Huh, well I'll be damned . . . I thought I was agnostic
You are an Atheist
When it comes to religion, you're a non-believer (simple as that).
You prefer to think about what's known and proven.
You don't need religion to solve life's problems.
Instead, you tend to work things out with logic and philosophy. What's Your Religious Philosophy?
yeah, they know me . . .
You Are a Frappacino
At your best, you are: fun loving, sweet, and modern
At your worst, you are: childish and over indulgent
You drink coffee when: you're craving something sweet
Your caffeine addiction level: low What Kind of Coffee Are You?
and my favorite character too!
You scored as Cheshire Cat. You love to make no sense. You're a smart aleck and love to play pranks on people. Confusing people to the point of frustration is your main goal in life.

Caterpillar


75%

Cheshire Cat


75%

The Mad Hatter


69%

Tweedle Dee & Dum


63%

White Rabbit


56%

Alice


44%

Queen of Hearts


31%
Which Alice in Wonderland Character are YOU?
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well that sucks!!
You scored as Poison
. Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.

Poison


93%

Gunshot


73%

Eaten


67%

Suicide


60%

Bomb


60%

Suffocated


53%

Disappear


53%

Stabbed


53%

Accident


53%

Natural Causes


40%

Cut Throat


40%

Disease


33%

Drowning


33%
How Will You Die??
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SWEET! That's awesome!
You Are 7: The Enthusiast
You are outgoing and playful - always seeing the happy side to life.
You're enthusiastic and excitable. You love anything new.
Multi-talented, you do many things well... and find success easy.
You prefer to keep things light with others. Opening up is hard for you.
At Your Best: You are deeply involved in each experience. You appreciate life for what it is, and you take the time to enjoy each moment.
At Your Worst: You are greedy, self centered, impulsive, and insatiable.
Your Fixation: Gluttony
Your Primary Fear: Deprivation and pain
Your Primary Desire: To be satisfied and content
Other Number 7's: Howard Stern, Cameron Diaz, Robin Williams, Jim Carey, and Jenny Mccarthy. What Number Are You?
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Heroes:

(not in any particular order)

My Blog

my proudest moment - a true story

i think my proudest moment was last night. i was slightly inebriated and i decided to make a quick stop at burger king on the way home. i havent been to burger king in years, but i was craving the fl...
Posted by Gingerino on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 06:49:00 PST

My 6 hour Sunday brunch with JJ and her kiddo

A couple of Sundays ago I met up with my old roommate JJ and her daughter for a quick brunch. Note: I loooove eggs benedict, in case anyone wanted to take me out for brunch again. I'm just saying... ...
Posted by Gingerino on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 05:32:00 PST

who the hell are you???

son of a bitch!i am sloopy dippinshortswho the hell are you? The following in an excerpt from a children'sbook, Captain Underpants, And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants by Dave Pilkey. T...
Posted by Gingerino on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 04:07:00 PST

ding dong, the witch is dead!! (reprint)

-----Original Message-----Sent: Thursday, March 24, 2005 Subject: ding dong, the witch is dead!!! I have this nightmare of a roommate, lets name him Nastyfuka, so I don't get sued someday... ...
Posted by Gingerino on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 04:09:00 PST

dirty clothes (reprint)

-----Original Message----- Sent: Wednesday, March 09, 2005 Subject: dirty clothesThis is sooo gross!! I did laundry last night and wasn't paying too much attention before I put my clothes in...
Posted by Gingerino on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 04:15:00 PST

smooth like butter (reprint)

-----Original Message-----Sent: Wednesday, January 19, 2005 12:39 PMSubject: smooth like butter... *The actual names in this true story have been changed to protect the innocent, stupid, and over-sex...
Posted by Gingerino on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 09:27:00 PST

a revised guide to traveling with ginger (reprint)

Written 12-7-03 Vieques, Puerto RicoA Guide to Traveling with Ginger This is an easy-to-use guide to traveling with me (none of these items are steadfast rules, just general guidelines): &nb...
Posted by Gingerino on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 12:00:00 PST

DRINKING SURVIVAL GUIDE

Five Stages of Drunk Provided as a public service, so that you don't have to experience these stages yourself, at least not all of them&   Stage 1  SMART This is when you suddenly become an exp...
Posted by Gingerino on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 11:17:00 PST

worst night ever (reprint)

Subject: worst night everDate: Fri, 07 Feb 2003 First of all, I think I am getting sick again, and it was butt-freezing cold last night, so I am a snot machine today... I went to see Amy Jo's bir...
Posted by Gingerino on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 05:06:00 PST