Doug

Spence helped me out with this, so I still don’t know what I’m doing. I’m Doug Heffernan and I love TV, beer, football and my wife, Carrie. I live in Queens with her and my father in law, Arthur Spooner or as I like to call him; “The Demented Old Circus Monkey”. I work at IPS, yes sir, the boys in green shorts. I like it okay, but now that Danny (my annoying cousin) works with me it starts to become a drag. I spend my nights away from the wife hanging out at my favorite wing joint with my friends Deacon, and Spence. Man, I miss Richie. Oh God, enough already! I’m starting to bore myself! Now how do get this thing to play Video Golf?