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Stephanie

I'm your Cherry Bomb...

About Me

"I remember once imagining what my life would be like, what I'd be like. I pictured having all these qualities, strong positive qualities that people could pick up on from across the room. But as time passed, few ever became any qualities that I actually had. And all the possibilities I faced and the sorts of people I could be, all of them got reduced every year to fewer and fewer. Until finally they got reduced to one, to who I am. And that's who I am..." ~Nicolas Cage in the Weathermanaim=epiphany7007

.. this layout is from whateverlife.com!

My Interests

Peekaboo Toes, Kitten Heals, ICL's, Taking ridiculous pictures, pompadours and chops, hanging out with Gus (my g-pig), trying to sew, working with pills all day, Zombies Ate my Neighbors, Food made to look human, obsessing over my diet, martinis, pink elephants, collecting chairs, Super Nintendo, movies, purses, clothes, 50's/60's decor, awesome photos, ridiculous stories, making an ass of myself, immature jokes, cleaning house, knick knacks and other random junk, spending weeks watching TV shows on DVD, so on and so forth

I'd like to meet:

David Sedaris, Barbara Kruger, Gunnar Hansen...

Music:

Pat Benatar, Patty Smith & Scandal, Blondie, The Sounds, The Clash, Hanoi Rocks, Stiff Little Fingers, Pogues, Gnarles Barkely, Motion City, Sigur Ros, Mogwai, The Moldy Peaches Patsy Cline, Johnny Cash, Social D., Journey, Cheap Trick, Rainer Maria, Cursive, At the Drive In, 80's Cock Rock, 70's Corporate, Tom Petty, The Beastie Boys, 213, Cash Money, Wu Tang, O.D.B., Ghost face, Talib, Nas, T.I., The Exploding Hearts, The Misfits, Heart, Rush, The Talking Heads, The Cars, The Kinks, Queen, Elvis, G'N'R, Alice Cooper, The Crue, Roth, The Cure, Rev. Horton Heat, The Decembrist, Radiohead, Pinback, The Postal Service, Rockin' Rod Stewart, Frank Sinatra, Ray Charles, a rather wide variety

Movies:

Texas Chainsaw, Serial Mom, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, American History X, Sin City, Wayne's World I & II, Weird Science, Heathers, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Can't Buy me Love, Wizard of Oz, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory(Original), Welcome to the Dollhouse, Mommy Dearest, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, Cheesy Horror, Candyman, Nightmare on Elm Street, Rosemary's Baby, The Exorcist, Friday the 13th, The Amityville Horror movies, Evil Dead, Bubba Hotep, Tommy Boy, Rocky Horror Picture Show, 50 First Dates, Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Big Fish, Edward Scissorhands, Jackie Brown, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the Movie, Crash, The Burbs, Big, 40 Year Old Virgin, Walk the Line, Donnie Darko, Bubble Boy, Beetlejuice, The Weatherman, The Squid and the Whale,

Television:

Six Feet Under, Deadwood, Rocko's Modern Life, Are You Being Served, Golden Girls, Conan O'Brien, Sex and the City, The Sopranos, Chappelle Show, Dead Like Me, Weeds

Books:

Trainspotting, Porno, Choke, Lullaby, Fight Club, Diary, Candy, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Kaffir Boy, The Lovely Bones, East of Eden, Invisible Monsters, Lullaby, Middlesex, The Virgin Suicides, American Skin, Tuesday with Morrie, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Holidays on Ice, Me Talk Pretty One Day, White Oleander, A Million Little Pieces, Naked, My Friend Leonard, Running with Scissors, The Time Travelers Wife, Motley Crue: The Dirt, I'm Not Myself These Days, Dry, Glue, Magical Thinking, Mainly Peoples fucked up stories of their lives...

Heroes:

Big Baby Jesus

My Blog

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How is it that the girl that hates gross textures just spent two hours staring at them?? Keep your natural sponges to your self... Can someone take over my job for me but you know I still get paid fo...
Posted by Stephanie on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:43:00 PST

Take me by the hand and tell me you would take me anywhere....

I probably should have just stayed in Champaign... I hate the ice it's a bunch of BS... My mom made me feel a bit guilty so of course I set course... My brother liked both of his gifts though so th...
Posted by Stephanie on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 11:45:00 PST

The "Nan" Follies...

My Grandma has many names... Her God given being Charlotte and her alias's being "Nan" "Nanny" "Crazy Nan"... My mom bribed me to pick her up from my Great Grandmothers this afternoon and of course i...
Posted by Stephanie on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 03:43:00 PST

Throw them bows...

It's been another insane year of getting up at 3:30 in the a.m. to throw elbows for the dirt cheap DVD's, computers, gaming systems and random board games... I ran into an old co-worke...
Posted by Stephanie on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 01:19:00 PST

This might sound like gibberish to you, but I think I'm in a tragedy..

Go see Stranger than Fiction  
Posted by Stephanie on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 07:28:00 PST

I've been tagged...

6 interesting unknown things about myself. 1. Sometime I dance a little jig around the house and sing there's a hole in the bucket in an awful british accent.2.I'm so afraid of bugs that I lose sleep ...
Posted by Stephanie on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 06:36:00 PST

Don't you...

So many things to say but how to say them with so little time? Halloween was good... The Elections turned out okay at least Green Party is going to be recognized next election... And Demo's took over....
Posted by Stephanie on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:18:00 PST

It's official

I need to get a second job or something so that I can get the freakin' internet at home because the Library is just too damn ghetto for my ass and that means it's pretty damn bad!
Posted by Stephanie on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 04:03:00 PST

Willie Nelson was an escort??

That seems to be the only thing I can take out of "If you've got the money"... My days consist of... Reading lots of books... Watching TV at the Laundromat! Working out again (wwooooohooooo!!) Road ...
Posted by Stephanie on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 01:26:00 PST

Without 40 oz. of social skills i'm just a crack in the ass of humanity...

Chuck Klosterman is my hero... Stephanie and I watch cable the ghetto way... Actually we do everything the ghetto way... What's new?
Posted by Stephanie on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:33:00 PST