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Whiskers McWhiskerton Esq.

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About Me


I'm happy that I'm not one of those lame girls whose only goal in life is to get married and have kids.
I'm Jordan. I've got style and personality, baby. I'm a 20 year old college junior and retail worker extraordinaire. I like reading books in English, Spanish, and French and hopefully Russian and Portuguese someday. My spirit animal's a hamster if you have any idea what that means...
and for the record, the internet says that I can take down 22 five year olds in a fight but I really think I could take down more.
My character on Rock Band is Andreaz and he sings in a band called @_@. I think we're both alike in that he has a flame tattoo on his face, looks homeless, and has a big purple beard. I too have a flame tattoo on my face, look homeless, and have a big purple beard. <3
I was recently diagnosed with Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome which means that my ovaries are covered with little bubbles of yummy goodness that ache when they pop. It explains my manly tendancies, infertility, and overall fatness. Eating delicious food also explains that, but I started working out a lot. It's fun and funky fresh.
Before you go, I just wanted to let you know that my name is Chris Hansen. I'm from Dateline MSNBC and we're doing a story on child predators. You're free to walk out that door whenever you want. Just don't touch my rice cakes.

My Interests

-Foreign languages
-Latin America
-South/southeast asia
-Linguistics
-English
-Eating tasty food!
-Going to school
-The best bf ever

Bbg0906: I LOVE YOU, JORDAN
jordan isnt cool: where did that come from?
Bbg0906: My heart!

I'd like to meet:



This sweet piece of lovin', Anthony Bourdain.
He is like the hottest thing I've ever seen o-o
Plus, he is super smart and can cook!

Music:

-Ska

Movies:

-I like me some movies

Television:

-Sealab 2021
-Home Movies
-Invader Zim
-Scrubs
-The Colbert Report
-Squidbillies
-No Reservations

Books:

Currently reading
-When Languages Die

Summer Reading Reviews
060608---I just finished reading 1984 by George Orwell. It was one of the most awesome books I've read. Highly recommended :D
190608---For some reason I've always hated fantasy, but I just finished Equal Rites by Terry Pratchett and liked it a lot. If you like wizards and gender roles/gender equality, this is the book for you o_O
110708---I started reading Cuando Era Puertorriqueña by Esmeralda Santiago a long time ago. I never finished it, though, because it was my first time ever reading a *long* novel in Spanish and I wasn't ready for it. I've gotten through it without a lot of difficulty this time, though, and it was an interesting read. It's a coming of age story, but it also took a look into Puerto Rican city/rural life and culture. I liked it! Great first Spanish book to read :D

Heroes:

-My sister
-Ashley, Janelle, & Leslie
-Brendan<3
-Kyle Loeffler
-Mom, dad
-Brendan's family
-Janelle's mom
-Captain Hazel Murphy (RIP)

My Blog

The Real World Champaign-Urbana: Episode 1

For the past couple of months I have watched MTV every Wednesday at 9 to tune in to episodes of the Real World Hollywood. Needless to say, if you have been watching too, this season was a bi...
Posted by Whiskers McWhiskerton Esq. on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 11:36:00 PST

Get ready for barf!

I seriously love this boy more than anything.I can't wait to see him in August!And the many months that we'll share together after....
Posted by Whiskers McWhiskerton Esq. on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:25:00 PST

Why would you steal a wallet? Its not like you have any money to put into it.

I think the best part of my night was at work. Some crazy old lady was telling me about how her granddaughter had just graduated from high school and she asks me: Crazy lady: So, are you out of school...
Posted by Whiskers McWhiskerton Esq. on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 01:05:00 PST

Ive got a lot of crap to do.

Tentative schedule for June. Some dates subject to change. 06-12-08---Work---Tutor06-13-08---Work06-14-08---Work06-15-0 8---Work06-16-08---Work---Math class begins06-17-08---Math class06-18-08---Work--...
Posted by Whiskers McWhiskerton Esq. on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 05:56:00 PST

I only got four teeth but I’ll kick your ass!

Hello! I got back from Chicago last night. I meant to update but for some reason my Internet wasn't letting me get on MySpace. So! Here I am. I took a bunch of pictures while I was up there but I'm go...
Posted by Whiskers McWhiskerton Esq. on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 05:05:00 PST

She shape-shifted into a Puerto Rican man!

Hello! I'm in Chicago right now but I was so excited that I had to come update before I got home. Well, Brendan and I have an apartment now! I took some pictures of the inside, but this is the picture...
Posted by Whiskers McWhiskerton Esq. on Fri, 30 May 2008 04:24:00 PST

Brendan and I are taking quizzes together.

My score on The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test:8 - the Asserter(Thanks for taking the test !)you chose AY - your Enneagram type is EIGHT (aka "The Challenger"). "I must be strong" Asserters are d...
Posted by Whiskers McWhiskerton Esq. on Mon, 26 May 2008 10:32:00 PST

A weekly update! vol. 1

Hi! This week has been nice. I haven't worked a lot, so I've been spending my time reading in the bathtub and doing Yoga Booty Ballet. That, and watching Tila Tequila and the Real World Hollywood...
Posted by Whiskers McWhiskerton Esq. on Fri, 23 May 2008 06:12:00 PST

I am an asshole.

Soo... at work, whenever customers are stupid, we usually stand behind the counter and mock them. The music is always pretty loud and we never get caught doing it, so it just sorta comes nat...
Posted by Whiskers McWhiskerton Esq. on Thu, 15 May 2008 09:15:00 PST

this is a good video.

  i don't know why we talk on the internet when we're only 7 feet away from one another, but...   such is life!...
Posted by Whiskers McWhiskerton Esq. on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:19:00 PST