Out of the strong came forth Darcie

About Me

I am a freak, seriously I get out there and shake my ass like it's fighting to escape my pants.........really I'm just a crazy girl who can see sea monkey genitalia, I'm a stinky cuddleslut, and my friends sometimes want to hit me upside the head with a bag of nickels :) oh, and I like peeps. I have left a bare-ass print on a friends car at work, and licked my name onto his driver-side window because it was funny.... If there is anything more ya want to know about me, just ask!!!! Im always up for meeting new people
What mental disorder do you have? Your Result: OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)

You have odd obsessions that you cannot seem to control. You may even perform rituals to make you feel better. Counting and continuously obsessing over things happens frequently.

Manic Depressive
GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder)
Paranoia
ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)
What mental disorder do you have?

My Interests

I am in love with Lord Farquad and I like science and microscopes and non-kerotinized stratified squamous epithelial tissueResident Evil video games are a favorite past time if no one is calling me to go do something. I am practicing to be a seventh degree emperial yo-yo master. I like to cluck like a chicken to the songs on the radio when I drive to work and I also play the kazoo that i obtained from an Astros game while i drive and people stare at me like im nuts!!!!!!! darcie --
[adjective]:

Banshee-like

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I'd like to meet:

Lord Farquad, Harry Potter, and the author of the Nolanomacan. Anyone with a good sense of humor and thats easy going and full of zest.Oh yeah, the man who patented Sea Monkeys!!!!!!!!!(they're the best). Waly Disney, if he were still alive.
You Are 92% Gross
Ewwww! You really have some disgusting habits.
Now go take a shower... with extra soap. How Gross Are You?

Music:

I literally listen to it all and enjoy most of it.

Movies:

Too many to list, I'm really easy going except for Japanese horror flicks. Ive tried, but they just dont make any sense and they want you to come up with all the reasoning for whats going on by yourself. Why watch the movie if you have to decide why everything is hapening the way it is? Isnt that why they make mystery movies???

Television:

I like House. I dont really watch that much. If the tv is on it is for movies or video game purposes

Heroes:

darcie will go to jail for ...

Setting your partners underwear on fire

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My Blog

Little Baird locked me out!!!

My knuckles hurt. How long had I been knocking on the door that read 13099? Why was I out here in the hallway and not sleeping? Where were my shoes? Where in the hell was Nola? My feet hurt badly...
Posted by Out of the strong came forth Darcie on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 02:10:00 PST

Tard-monkey

Lori is a tard-monkey she is breaking my paper-shredder...................in shorts...............
Posted by Out of the strong came forth Darcie on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 03:51:00 PST

An Undie-OOPsy..........

Today I was at Target with my friends and my sister. My sister felt compelled to give me some wedgie lovin'........In the mist of mass confusion my sister ended up with a handful of undies!!! They wer...
Posted by Out of the strong came forth Darcie on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 08:06:00 PST

I'm fixing to be a bad Sea Monkey Mama

Okay, I went to the pet store to buy food for my Newts (really CUTE salamanders) and they were out of what i normally get (mosquito larve). The pet store guru suggested that Newts really like brine sh...
Posted by Out of the strong came forth Darcie on Wed, 31 May 2006 03:43:00 PST