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About Me

In the 26 years that is my life, I can sadly say that I have accomplished nothing. I can however, safely say that I have conquered my fear of zombies. No, just kidding, Im an ex-taco making, certified EMT, insurance selling, lumber pedeling,laser clinic working gal that happens to be the second best female dance-dance master of Waco, Texas. I've attended pretty much every university in the great state of Texas and soon will make my economic mark on the Oklahoma education system in THE NAME OF SCIENCE .... Actually I am working has an assistant to Liposelection surgery and plan to start on my paramedic degree.

My Interests

Scary video games, cooking, my newfound love for triathlons, reading cheesy romance novels, Dance-Dance Revolution, making fun of everyone, being mean to the little people (by little people I mean men), the research and elimination of all undead, writing really hot stories of zombie porn, I'm an avid cartoon watcher
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I'd like to meet:

Not exactly in this order: Bob Dole, Mr. T, Bruce Campbell, Chuck Norris...only to roundhouse kick him in the face, the inventors of the bouncy balls, beef jerky and easy cheese. A 7th degree emperial yo-yo master, Midori, and when I go to heaven: Charlton Heston, Jimmy Stewart, and the Great Henry Goz.

RIP Pretty Bird 1983-2007

Music:

Anything I can shake my perfectly sculpted backside tooYour results:
You are Supergirl Supergirl 85% Green Lantern 80% Wonder Woman 75% Catwoman 70% Hulk 65% Superman 60% Iron Man 60% Spider-Man 55% Robin 55% Batman 50% The Flash 50% Lean, muscular and feminine.
Honest and a defender of the innocent.
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Movies:

the english patient, moulin rouge, oklahoma, chicago, what dreams may come, lost highway, love actually, diamondhead, the agony and the extacsy, vertigo, gentlemen prefer blondes, shaun of the dead, snatch, dawn of the dead, anchorman, 40 year old virgin, dodge ball, maid in manhattan, bubba ho-tep

Television:

Don't really watch the stuff all but for Adult swim.

Books:

The zombie survival guide and World War Z by Max Brooks, if chins could kill by Bruce Campbell, make love the bruce campbell way by Bruce Campbell, cheesy romance novels, and all the classics, also Lord of the Rings series.

Heroes:

Bruce Campbell, Dr. Michael Baden, Ferris Bueler, Myself.

My Blog

...based on a true story

It was such a wonderful day. That time after the heat of summer and not too cold enough to be winter. It was an antsy evening, one you could not stay inside on. I walked to the store to get a soda and...
Posted by the Great on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 11:20:00 PST

Office romance...From the Nolanomicon

He stood there strong and handsome wearing nothing but a broad smile; she engorged her eyes with the site of his body. He pulled at her shirt an...
Posted by the Great on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 08:56:00 PST

I'm not crazy!....from the Nolanomicon

"They are real, they are here!" When she went to stand the guard in white rose as well. She looked at him and slowly sat back down smoothing out her hair with a shaking hand. "Who is here?" The doctor...
Posted by the Great on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:35:00 PST

Killed by smut...a story from the Nola Nomicon

He took a taxi to the agreed upon Super 8 ...
Posted by the Great on Tue, 02 May 2006 09:52:00 PST