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Nainoa

I am here for Friends

About Me

I have the greatest friends in the world. If you want to be one of them, be interesting. It's not that hard to be interesting. I have a lot of brothers. I only hang out with one of them frequently, and technically Grant and I don't even have the same parents. I'd cut you open to save his life, though. Learning new things is the greatest activity in the world. If there was a way I could just travel around and be a living recording device, it would already be happening. Traveling is so much FUN! I can converse with you on nearly any subject. My education has been both eclectic and thorough. Hard to be stumped. I think without thinking. Kinda like a 'zen-think.' I am 'No Mind.' Go ahead, try talking to me. It's like you're not even there. Women are very important to me, but mainly as companions. When you date someone that you get along with, you jeopardize your friendship, so make sure she's perfect. Sometimes its too hard to maintain a girlfriend, and really, I haven't found one that was "Perfect." Maybe I should go back to Italy again and look. Franki says I like to eat cat-food; she's really big on the metaphors.

My Interests

Sealing the Deal, shooting and blowing stuff up, reading a book a day, learning a new language, your girl (if she fine), finding my center, finding your girl's center, never being boring. I play video games and your girl like its a career. I need a damn good conversationalist around me at all times.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone. Come and visit me at any of the nightclubs I work the door at- but mainly CW's on Lewers st. Just don't be a dickhead or a sanctimonious bitch. And take out your gods damned ID without being told. You're not a fucking celebrity, so I have no clue who the fuck you are. I'd like to meet Stephen Hawking and thank him for making the night sky interesting again. I've already met and thanked Christopher Walken for making so many great movies, when I split a bagel with him. I'd like to meet Colin Hay and thank him for the music. Lastly, I'd like to meet you, if you aren't a jerk.
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Music:

Almost everything. Don't let people tell you what to listen to. Nobody's musical taste is better than anyone else's. It doesn't make you a better person if you like music someone's never heard of, it just means you have better stores in your neighborhood. And now, I'd like to thank Ka'ala for introducing me to Aesop Rock. ..

Movies:

Boondock Saints (I always carry rope now), Equilibrium, Drive w/Marc Dacascos, Nightmare Before Christmas, Aliens, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Jet Li movies (xcept Dr Wei), Akira Kurowsawa movies, Ninja Scroll, Masamune Shirow movies, The Emperor's New Groove, European Road Trip (Mi scusi!), Without a Paddle, Laurence of Arabia, RIDDICK!, and, I kid you not, Under a Tuscan Sun. The greatest movies ever are Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (with the motherfuckin' Time,) Big Trouble in Little China (Its all in the reflexes) and I think the greatest love story is told in Punch Drunk Love.

Television:

Most of my TV arrives secondhand, by DVD or iTunes. I like Psych, Scrubs, Venture Bros., Man vs Wild (that dude will eat anything!,) Dirty Jobs and documentaries on how nuts Hitler was. If my tv only had the Cartoon network (Adult Swim), the Food Network (bite that bell pepper, Chairman Kaga), Bravo, Discovery and the Action Channel, that would not be a bad thing. The only sports worth watching are Rugby and boxing. Tanu Umaga is the man. Can the internet be considered TV? If so, my favorite program has Strongbad in it.

Books:

Literally anything not glued shut. I have now read every Terry Pratchett book. The man is hilarious. Ilove the way Martin Gardner's books make me think harder. Gates of Fire-The battle of Thermopylae and Stephen Hawking's First book. The greatest two books ever written are Cyrano de Bergerac by Edmond Rostand, and The Lost World by Michael Crichton (MotherFUCK the movie.) I'm probably the only guy you'll ever meet who is straight and has a subscription to Allure, because I want to work in skin care for the rest of my life.

Heroes:

"Each of us is a God, each of us knows all. We need only open our minds to hear our own wisdom." Buddha "They call you heartless: but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb." Neitzche "When you have attained the Way of strategy there will be not one thing that you cannot understand. You will see the Way in everything." Kinsei "I could be bounded in a nutshell, and still king of infinite space." Shakespeare, by way of Hamlet

My Blog

Get out the dictionary. You were warned.

Greetings, blog readers. I want to warn you today, that this is not funny or amusing. I was not in a festive mood when I began writing this. My mood only changed slightly at the finish of it. I want t...
Posted by Nainoa on Thu, 10 May 2007 08:50:00 PST

don't call it a comeback

hokay. i'm back. did anyone miss me? i'm gonna start this blog off with the news that a lot of you out there want to know. natashia won. she was awarded a restraining order against me. she was o...
Posted by Nainoa on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 05:23:00 PST

The search for intelligent life

hiya blogfans. i know you people are wondering about what's going on with me. i'll tell you. natashia has won against me just the same way terrorism has won against the rest of us. it's not the size o...
Posted by Nainoa on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:12:00 PST

some people...

if you thought it might happen, don't tell me. its not called "helping." but i do need support. last night, a friend of mine came in to tsunami's after hearing about the incident. whaaat? there was an...
Posted by Nainoa on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:57:00 PST

yeah, i'm fucking hilarious. deal wiv it.

hiya readers. been a week of whoah. and some woe. and some more wo (mandarin word for "I.") let's begin. i got a lot to say that you need to know. i know a lot of you read this blog because i make you...
Posted by Nainoa on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 06:39:00 PST

foods. and what you eat, fatty.

hey readers. gotta lotta questions, gotta lotta answers. not the right answers, but some of the questions are wrong, too. here's a question i got that i don't expect anyone to answer: why is it when t...
Posted by Nainoa on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:20:00 PST

blog supplemental

hey blog readers. got another one for you. hope you like it. let's talk about the useless breaking down of cultural barriers first. last night i saw two fights over at tsunami's. for those of you that...
Posted by Nainoa on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:17:00 PST

Celebrities, sluts, holidays and suggestions.

welcome to a new blog. i kinda like doing these; they let me get ideas out that i normally wouldn't say, and many of you have asked me to write things down. fine- here they are and i hope they are tho...
Posted by Nainoa on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:56:00 PST

my new blog starting today

hi sports fans. if you know me (and you pretty much should by now,) then you know that i don't like football. it causes a lot of stress for me. mostly because when somebody screams their team name in ...
Posted by Nainoa on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:08:00 PST

what is happening to me?

Lots going on. Lots of things happening that shouldn't be. What is easier to understand is that i had just stopped caring. pretty much about everything. i think this happened somewhere around the time...
Posted by Nainoa on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:06:00 PST