Sealing the Deal, shooting and blowing stuff up, reading a book a day, learning a new language, your girl (if she fine), finding my center, finding your girl's center, never being boring. I play video games and your girl like its a career. I need a damn good conversationalist around me at all times.
Anyone. Come and visit me at any of the nightclubs I work the door at- but mainly CW's on Lewers st. Just don't be a dickhead or a sanctimonious bitch. And take out your gods damned ID without being told. You're not a fucking celebrity, so I have no clue who the fuck you are.
I'd like to meet Stephen Hawking and thank him for making the night sky interesting again. I've already met and thanked Christopher Walken for making so many great movies, when I split a bagel with him. I'd like to meet Colin Hay and thank him for the music. Lastly, I'd like to meet you, if you aren't a jerk.
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Almost everything. Don't let people tell you what to listen to. Nobody's musical taste is better than anyone else's. It doesn't make you a better person if you like music someone's never heard of, it just means you have better stores in your neighborhood. And now, I'd like to thank Ka'ala for introducing me to Aesop Rock. ..
Boondock Saints (I always carry rope now), Equilibrium, Drive w/Marc Dacascos, Nightmare Before Christmas, Aliens, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Jet Li movies (xcept Dr Wei), Akira Kurowsawa movies, Ninja Scroll, Masamune Shirow movies, The Emperor's New Groove, European Road Trip (Mi scusi!), Without a Paddle, Laurence of Arabia, RIDDICK!, and, I kid you not, Under a Tuscan Sun. The greatest movies ever are Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (with the motherfuckin' Time,) Big Trouble in Little China (Its all in the reflexes) and I think the greatest love story is told in Punch Drunk Love.
Most of my TV arrives secondhand, by DVD or iTunes. I like Psych, Scrubs, Venture Bros., Man vs Wild (that dude will eat anything!,) Dirty Jobs and documentaries on how nuts Hitler was. If my tv only had the Cartoon network (Adult Swim), the Food Network (bite that bell pepper, Chairman Kaga), Bravo, Discovery and the Action Channel, that would not be a bad thing. The only sports worth watching are Rugby and boxing. Tanu Umaga is the man. Can the internet be considered TV? If so, my favorite program has Strongbad in it.
Literally anything not glued shut. I have now read every Terry Pratchett book. The man is hilarious. Ilove the way Martin Gardner's books make me think harder. Gates of Fire-The battle of Thermopylae and Stephen Hawking's First book. The greatest two books ever written are Cyrano de Bergerac by Edmond Rostand, and The Lost World by Michael Crichton (MotherFUCK the movie.) I'm probably the only guy you'll ever meet who is straight and has a subscription to Allure, because I want to work in skin care for the rest of my life.
"Each of us is a God, each of us knows all. We need only open our minds to hear our own wisdom." Buddha "They call you heartless: but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb." Neitzche "When you have attained the Way of strategy there will be not one thing that you cannot understand. You will see the Way in everything." Kinsei "I could be bounded in a nutshell, and still king of infinite space." Shakespeare, by way of Hamlet