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About Me

My name's Ben Duncan, I'm 26, unemployed, and a complete fucking nerd. i love it!.
I've got a fiance; her name's Hollie and she's fucking awesome and I'd kill for her.
Let's face it, there's a very good chance I don't like you.
I hate cigarettes, but probably not as ,much as they hate me...
All the bands I've been in have amounted to nothing and all my previous bandmates have gone on to better things, whereas I am STILL shit and have basically achieved nothing.
Go figure.
I DJ at the Orange Box on Saturday nights.
Here's a flyer Hollie Hudson made for it:

There's not a lot else I want to say about myself. If you feel the need to know more then talk to me.
Unless you're a complete cockwinder. In that case, well, you can kiss my ass!

My Interests

Hollie (my sexual lady!), my music, my friends, and my drinking.
Sometimes I hide in this house of ours and delve into the murky depths of Geekdom, like there's no way in hell I'd ever get a shag again if it got out!

I'd like to meet:

A bunch of people who probably won't give me the time of day.
Oh, and Optimus Prime.

Music:

This week I have mostly been listening to:
August Burns Red
Misery Signals
Paramore
Iron Maiden
Avril Lavigne
Kanye West
Sonic Boom Six
Avenged Sevenfold
Between the Buried and Me
Anti-Flag
Reel Big Fish
and...
Rancid.

Movies:

Transformers (The Michael Bay one)
the Transformers Movie (the animates one)
Star Wars
Shaun Of The Dead
Night Of The Living Dead
Dawn of the Dead
Day of the Dead
Land Of The Dead
Frankenstein
Bride of Frankenstein
The Wolf Man
The Goonies (NEVER SAY DIE!)

Television:

is rubbish. There is nothing on worth watching. Not since they cancelled "Round the Bend" in the 80's. The one about the crocodile in the sewer, not "Round the Twist".
every fucking time I mention that programme everyone's like "Round the Bend you mean?"
I know what I fucking mean you twats!

Books:

Anything by Mike Mignola (all the Hellboy and BPRD comics) or Neil Gaiman: especially recommended are American Gods, the Sandman series of Graphic Novels, and Stardust!
Also an ace book called The Boy Who Kicked Pigs, by Tom Baker (the one who played Doctor Who.)
The Melancholy Death Of Oyster Boy... by Tim Burton too.
and if you really really wanna now how you should (or maybe shouldn't) live your life: get The Dirt by Motley Crue! An amazing read! Try not to die! Ha ha!
Long Hard Road Out Of Hell (the Marilyn Manson autobiography) is also ace, and I've read that many a time...

Heroes:

My Blog

Free entry to the Orange Box every week: you interested?

I’ve got a whole bunch of free entry passes to the Orange Box for this Saturday. Every week I’ll have a limited number of these passes, and they’ll be handed out on a first come fir...
Posted by Me Grimlock! Me King! on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:56:00 PST

New flyers for the Panic nights! check ’em out!

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Posted by Me Grimlock! Me King! on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:39:00 PST

I’ve been tryng to remember this Transformer for weeks!

http://www.tfu.info/1989/Decepticon/Roadblock/roadblock.htm
Posted by Me Grimlock! Me King! on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:12:00 PST

help me...

...i can't wake up.
Posted by Me Grimlock! Me King! on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:02:00 PST

Yeovil People: PAY ATTENTION!

Righty, I need all of you, yes, ALL OF YOU, to read this and take note:I don't like DJing at the Orange Box to nobody - well, except the barflies - and unfortunately I'm having to EVERY Saturday night...
Posted by Me Grimlock! Me King! on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 02:05:00 PST

Panic! at the Orange Box: ALTERNATIVE CLUB NIGHTS EVERY SATURDAY!

Awesome awesome awesome! Yeovil finally has it's own weekly alternative haunt and I get to DJ there EVERY week! It's hella cool cos a) they play decent music, and b) it's cheap! Oh, and it's open ti...
Posted by Me Grimlock! Me King! on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:24:00 PST

Livid.

And can you blame me? Last Monday I went into work, went to a manpower meeting, got told that not everyone was going to have job after Christmas, then subsequently went to a one on one meeting with Ma...
Posted by Me Grimlock! Me King! on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 03:38:00 PST

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Posted by Me Grimlock! Me King! on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 12:49:00 PST

So sleepy!

I am never drinking again. Ha ha! Only kidding! Wetherspoons is too cheap and I get way too drunk... heh heh... I tell you what, it's bloody cold out. Stoopid cold. Oh, Beechams + no dinner + mi...
Posted by Me Grimlock! Me King! on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 11:13:00 PST

i need some advice...

I've got in a bit of a predicament. I've been told recently that one of my best mate's girlfriend cheats on him all the time, and has been for ages, on numerous occasions with a variety of different ...
Posted by Me Grimlock! Me King! on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 07:48:00 PST