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poizen-ivy

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About Me

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Complicated, eclectic, kooky, honest, confronting, raw and dark.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: poizen-ivy
Birthday: 5th Sept 1980
Birthplace: Blacktown, Sydney
Current Location: Inner city, Sydney
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Long dark brown
Height: 5'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Aussie
The Shoes You Wore Today: none, I stayed home
Your Weakness: Worrying, O.C.D, Over analytical and yummy men
Your Fears: Snakes and being emotionally hurt
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham & Cheese on cheesy crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get motivated and love myself more
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 'sorry' or 'lol'
Thoughts First Waking Up: Not again
Your Best Physical Feature: lips
Your Bedtime: 6am (nocturnal)
Your Most Missed Memory: How can i miss it if i have it as a memory? Parents being together, first love.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke...and Jack Daniels
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds!
Single or Group Dates: single..hmm 'Group Date' is that like an Orgy?!?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Earl Grey or Chai Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: There is any doubt? chocolate all the way!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino in a mug :P
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: fuck oath
Do you Sing: indeed, rather badly
Do you Shower Daily: twice
Have you Been in Love: fortunately
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: Try to
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, i listen to an ipod so my balance is fooled
Do you think you are Attractive: I have my moments
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes! and lightning!
Do you play an Instrument: Kazoo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: my life is a drug
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: eww festy! NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: Hell no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only in the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: hella yea
Ever been called a Tease: daily :P
Ever been Beaten up: kinda
Ever Shoplifted: yea
How do you want to Die: soon
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: anything but what i am now
What country would you most like to Visit: America, Scotland, Wales and Egypt
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: tall...6 foot
Weight: doens't matter
Best Clothing Style: individual and unique
Number of Drugs I have taken: in a life time?
Number of CDs I own: well over 1000, in need of a new shelf
Number of Piercings: 6 but been pierced 8 times
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: infinity + 1, but life isn't perfect and therefore regret is a waste of time
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Have You Ever
Fallen for your besfriend no.
Kissed someone who was just your friend Yes
Been rejected yea
Been in love yes
Used someone ever = probably, not purposely that I can remember though
Cheated on someone NO! And never would. (Shows the calibre of a person)
Been cheated on no...I fecking hope not! He'd lose his nads!
Done something you regret many times, that's life!
Do you ...
Color your hair yes
Have tattos yes
Have any peircings yessum
Have a bf/gf yep
Like thunderstorms yea, big time
Ever get off the damn computer yes, occationally ; )
Have you/Do you have...
Considered a life of crime nope
Considered being a hooker Not seriously
Coneidered being a pimp no
Split personalities at times
Obsessions yea
Panic yea
Anxiety yes
Depression/Considered suicide yar
Right now..
Current clothes PJ's (it's 4am)
Current mood bored and hungry
Current hair scary haha
Current music Many Machines on Nine (http://www.manymachinesonnine.com/ )
Current annoyance Cold feet, literally and i just kicked my little toe. FUCK!
Current perfume/cologne just showered, so none
Current thing you should be doing having dinner and in bed
Current crush my vibrator
Favorite
Drink Jack Daniels and coke
Color red and black or blue
Candy Cadburys Twirl, cherry ripes or Frys Turkish Delight!
Tv Show Sex and the City *cries* Noooooooooo! COME BACK BITCHES!!
Movie The Crow and Braveheart
Place my bed
Person to talk to My boi
Do your perfer..
McDonalds or Burger King McDonalds
Marry the Perfect Lover or the perfect friend both, they have to be the same thing
Root Beer or Dr Pepper neither, Schweppes lemonade. Wicked!
Sunshine or Rain Rain
Spring or Fall Fall
Winter or Summer Winter, Summer is too fucking hot
Vanilla or Chocolate No contest. Chocolate
Snowboarding or Skiing I want to try snowboarding
Lights on or Off On! How else do you know how to press 'REC'!?
Are you...
Understanding Unbelievably
Open Minded extremely
Bad Tempered at times
Happy at times
Attractive at times
Bored Easily no
Sad at times
Unique yes
What do you like in a Girl/ Boy honesty, empathy and understanding, humour
Eyes doesn't matter
Hair color black
Long or short hair short
Hieght TALL! 6 foot
Body Type doesn't matter
Personality doesn't matter as long as they know themselves and no bullshit
Random
How would you describe yourself kooky, complicated and left field
Do you have any Pets? yes
Have any syblings? unfortunately
What do you want to be when you grow up? completely and utterly happy and fulfilled
Do you wanna get married and have kids? yes
What is your best physical Trait? lips
What is the best thing about your personality? open minded, kookiness and sense of humour
What words do you overuse 'sorry'
Whats the most annoying thing about you I'm uber sensitive
End this survey with a quote seeing is believing, but feeling is the truth
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You Are 31% Normal
(As Weird as They Come)

You sure do march to your own beat...
But youre so weird, people wonder if its a beat at all
You think on a totally different wavelength
And its often a chore to get people to understand you.
Are you from outer space? Because youre hardly human.
Where people go right, you go left.
And you have little in common with anyone...
Except other freaks of natures How Normal Are You?

My Interests


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Musika!! * live bands * films * piercings * tattoos * Psychology * authentic people * Cadburys chocolate * Sociology * human behaviour * Criminology * Forensics * True crime * Celtic and Scottish history * Medieval * Mythology * Sex * Mark Ryden * creative people * great conversation * debating * computers * butterflies * man meat * empathy * understanding * Italian food * Jack Daniels * Jacques Lacan * John Ruskin * Karl Marx * kinkiness * laughing * unique-ness * lopp eared bunnies * more sex * nail polish * masturbation * nurses uniforms * military uniforms * oral * photography * porn * quality friends * rasin toast * eyeliner * realism * intimacy * passion * restaurants * sexy intelligent men * desire * shoes * sexy boots * snuggling * pizza * suicide girls * Sydney * Thai food * unique jewellery * vibrant colours * visual art * animals * chocolate mousse * sex toys * socks * Big cities * affection * mind numbing tv * coconut rice * Bright eye shadows * massages * hot showers * smell of grass after it's rained * laughing so hard my face hurts * smell of mums cooking * sound of rain * stand up comedy * first kisses * sweet, wet, juicy dreams * chilling out * Clive James * Ross Noble * Corsets * feather doonas * Anything WW2 * heartfelt honesty * Geekiness * LANs * Goth Clubs * latex socks * Emily the strange * Glitter * Perfume * Watermelon * Freedom * Travel * Stickers * Candy Raver Beads * Hello Kitty * Charmmy Kitty * Pirating dvds * Ben Stiller * sleeping in *

I'd like to meet:

a boy!
mmm something about tall, older men......but make mine a REAL man with a serving of respect, someone with a huge heart, emotionally adjusted, humorous, considerate, caring, passionate, patient, honest (with me & himself) and accepts me the way I am. Someone that treats people the way they like to be treated, some how makes them more 'human'. Now that's what i call a Whopper with the lot! Dimples, a few healthy piercings, tattoos & black hair would be my bonus meal deal.

That said, society has conditioned us to forget we are real ppl and don't need to be materialistic consumers. So someone that remembers I'm just a human too.

* Rob Zombie * Angelina Jolie * Hello Kitty * Trent Reznor * Maynard James Keenan * Mark Ryden * Billy Connolly * Ariel Levy * Kurt Cobain * Bill Hicks * Mike Patton * Ricky Gervais

Music:

*Cog * Genitorturers * NIN * The Cure * Bjork * Nirvana * MM9 * Full Scale * Switchkicker * Tourettes * Jerk * The Butterfly Effect * Sunk Loto * Superheist * Dead inside the Chrysalis * ECM * Mz Ann Thropik * Art Imitates Crime * Japunga * Karnivool * .hinge * Frankenbok * Junto * Life Farce * Shihad * Stone Temple Pilots * Helmet * Life of Agony * NOFX * QOTSA * Audioslave * Rage Against the Machine * Static-X * A Perfect Circle * Tool * Suicidal Tendencies * Rob Zombie * White Zombie * Powerman 5000 * Janes Addiction * Foo Fighters * The prodigy * Incubus * 311 * Faith No More * Tomahawk * Thrice * Thursday * Sum 41 * Sigue Sigue Sputnik * Sex Pistols * P.I.L * Box Car Racer * Blink 182 * Deftones * Public Enemy * NWA * De La Soul * Young MC * Hilltop Hoods * Butterfingers * Sevendust * Nick Cave * Bodyjar * George * Powderfinger * The Waifs * Regurgitator * Something for Kate * Missy Higgins * John Butler Trio * Magic Dirt * Talking Heads * The Stranglers * Clash * Police * Eurythmics * Pretenders * Van Morrison * U2 * Midnight Oil * Dire Straits * Hunters and Collectors * Crowded House * INXS * In Flames * Darkane * Royksopp * Portishead * Mazzy Star * Josh Pyke * Gotye * Jeff Woodell * Jose Gonsalez * Lior * Matisyahu *

Movies:

I love going to the flicks and DVD nights in. Faves include:
* The Crow * Braveheart * Dark City * Stigmata * The Cell * Sleepy Hollow * Edward scissor hands * The village * The bone collector * A clock work orange * Rompa Stompa * Suburbia * American History X * Fight Club * Boyz n the hood * Heat * Ronin * The Last Samuari * Band of Brothers * Behind Enemy Lines * Saving Private Ryan * Enemy at the Gates * The Pianist * Black Hawk Down * A thin red line * Schindlers List * Predator * The Ring * Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon * Reality Bites * Mall rats * Clerks * Chasing Amy * Ferris Buellers day off * Stand by me * Breakfast club * Xanadu * Weird Science * The Burbs * Big * The Money pit * The man with two brains * Fletch * National Lampoons series * Big trouble in little China * Ford Fairlane * Vertigo and most of Alfred Hitchcocks stuff * Austin Powers * Office Space * Meet the Parents * Meet the Fockers * A destiny of her own * Where the heart is * Amelie * Like water for chocolate * I'm a huge Tarantino fan too so: Pulp Fiction * Kill Bill 1 & 2 * Four rooms * From Dusk till Dawn * Reservoir Dogs * Rumble Fish * Hideous kinky * Holy smoke * House of 1000 corpses * How Stella got her groove back * Garden State * Eternal sunshine for the spotless mind * Sin City * Pr0n * Moving violations *

Television:

* Kath and Kim * Band of Brothers * Sex and the City * Alias * Lost * ER * CSI * Amazing Race * Rove Live * 6 feet under * most reality tv crap * Lano & Woodley * Absolutely Fabulous * The Goodies * The young ones * Bottom * Allo Allo * Are you being served? * Faulty Towers * Some mothers do ave em * Dads Army * Red Dewarf * Peep show * Spaced * Freaks & Geeks * The office * The Vicar of Dibley * Sooty and Sweep Show LOL * Hale & Pace * RAGE *

Books:

I enjoy reading when I finally get time. I usually only find time for my music and film magazines and the Drum Media :P

I love reading about Psychology * the human body * sociology * mythology * medieval * Celtic and Scottish history * criminology * forensics * true crime and gore -It's the wicked in me..Bwahahahaha * Roald Dahl's early adult books * Stephen Ambrose * John Grey * Ariel Levy *

Heroes:

Shmoo from Captain Caveman...

My Blog

Chrimbo Drinks

on 16th Decenber mah bitches!Be there!
Posted by poizen-ivy on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 06:57:00 PST

Enlightened

Someone actually called me 'enlightened' this week. LOLMan, I wish I could believe that!
Posted by poizen-ivy on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 06:40:00 PST

Chicks Survey

1. What color is your bra?I'm at home....so none.2. Do you ever lie about your age?No. I don't see the point, it doesn't make me feel any better3. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys"?Sensit...
Posted by poizen-ivy on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 07:10:00 PST

"18 questions about the 1st person on your top 8"

Okay so here are the rules: DON'T change your top eight, and answer 18 questions about the first person in your top eight. 1) Whats their first name? FiL 2) Do you trust Him/Her? yes more than anyth...
Posted by poizen-ivy on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:27:00 PST

House Warming

Date change: ...
Posted by poizen-ivy on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:06:00 PST

Dark Chocolate M&M's?

Dark Chocolate M&Ms....mmmmm yumm!Help me name all the movies is this paintinghttp://us.mms.com/us/dark/Diff flavoured M&Ms: http://www.mymms.com/myflavors/22 colours: http://www.mymms.com/22c...
Posted by poizen-ivy on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:51:00 PST

Vote Pedro!

....I got bored last night.I crack myself up ...
Posted by poizen-ivy on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:23:00 PST

BAD Fashion

There is a new fashion trend that burns the retinas of my eyes. Shorts and high heels....TOGETHER.  ! These deluded creatures don't realise that they are inflicting pain on poor unsuspecting pa...
Posted by poizen-ivy on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:16:00 PST

180 movies - which've you seen?

001. (x) The Exorcist002. (x) Saw003. (x) White Noise004. ( ) White Oleander005. (x) Anger Management006. (x) 50 First Dates007. (x) Jason008. (x) Scream009. (x) Scream 2010. (x) Scream 3011. (x) S...
Posted by poizen-ivy on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 01:12:00 PST

What the fuck is ladylike?

Ok, so I might be just a little teensy, weensy bit OBSESSED with Storm Large at the moment and her kick arse vocals and 'anything goes' rock attitude. That's one chick I'd like to meet one day. Awesho...
Posted by poizen-ivy on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 10:28:00 PST