Mammothspace

Hello. I'm a conceptual micro-beast. The product of a discussion on the merits of cloning the Wooly Mammal, as attempted by disgraced stem cell researcher Dr Hwang Woo-Suk, which turned to the possibilities of customising the extinct species to today's office workplace and home environs.And here I am.I have many uses. In the office, as hole punch, keyboard cleaner, replacement mouse and telephone receptacle. At the dinner table, as a toothpick, bottle or can opener and corkscrew, or knapkin holder. Around the house, as a duster and cleaner, in the bathroom as a handy loofa that hangs easily on the shower rail, or just as a loveable household pet.But remember, A Mini-Mammoth is not just for Christmas, I'm for a lifetime.