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Chris

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

In November I'm voting
REPUBLICAN
And this is why...
I'm Voting Republican(.com)
Forms FORM-29827281-12:
Test Assessment Report

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.
Forms FORM-55551-5:
Personnel File Addendum:

Dear ,
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.
Forms FORM-55551-6:
Personnel File Addendum Addendum:

One last thing:
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa.
THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
PS: And believe me I am
still alive.
PPS: I'm doing Science and I'm
still alive.
PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm
still alive
FINAL THOUGHT:
While you're dying I'll be
still alive
FINAL THOUGHT PS:
And when you're dead I will be
still alive
STILL ALIVE_ img src="http://www.winslayer.com/myspace/diversity.gif"

My Interests

Computers, Mac OS X, Apple Inc., Friends, Movies & Music (although not paying the RIAA or MPAA), my MSN/AIM/Yahoo list, Porn, World of Warcraft, Sims 2, Guys

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Green Day, Nobuo Uematsu, Sum 41, Blink 182 pre-2000, My Chemical Romance post-2005, All-American Rejects, Lit, Bowling for Soup, Chumbawamba, American Hi-Fi, Offspring, Eminem, Savage Garden, Sugar Ray, Evan and Jaron, Nightwish, No Doubt, Madonna, Goldfrapp, Our Lady Peace, Dashboard Confessionals, Snow Patrol, Fall Out Boy, JET, John Williams, Hilary Duff, Pink, Weezer, Mika, Gwen Stefani, Ben Folds, The Killers, Simple Plan, Hellogoodbye

Movies:

Star Wars Saga (Episodes in order best to worst: 5, 3, 4, 6, 2, 1), Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Harry Potter, Clue, Dogma, Memento, Spiderman, X-Men, Fantastic Four, 300, Anchorman, V for Vendetta, Borat, Accepted, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Burton's Film)

Television:

Heroes, Desperate Housewives, Family Guy, Boston Legal, South Park, The Colbert Report

Books:

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Jennifer Government, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Hobbit, It, The Green Mile, The Shining, Pet Semetary, Misery, Hearts in Atlantis, Gerald's Game, Jurassic Park, The Lost World

Heroes:

Steven Paul Jobs, Jonathan Paul Ives, and myself
Chris's Details
Status: Taken
Here for: Friends, Networking
Orientation: Lover of cock (Gay)
Top/Bottom: Bottom
Hometown: Ellsinore, MO
Body Type: 5' 11" Extra padding for a smoother ride
Ethnicity: Native American
Religion: God is cool, but I hate his fans
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Smoke / Drink: No / Socially
Children: None for me, thanks
Education: College Graduate (sort of)
Occupation: Freelance Living
Income: Depends on who I'm dating
Chris's Various MySpace Bullshit
My score on The Which Transformer Are You Test :
Galvatron
(You scored 30% Leadership, 24% Loyalty, 64% Confidence, and 71% Cunning!)
Megatron's alter ego. You share all the same leadership skills, but are lower on loyalty (damn Starscream) and higher on cunning (damned be the one who overthrows you!). Not only that, but you are so much more sleek and sexy. And with that crown helmet, nobody will ever mistake you as leader of all Decepticons.
Link: The Which Transformer Are You Test
You Are 82% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
You Are 10 Years Old
You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
What Age Do You Act?
You Are 38% Pure
Pure? Sure, you're about as pure as yellow snow.
You're a downright devil. But you're also a pretty delightful one! The 100 Question Purity Test

What Final Fantasy VII character are you?
You are SEPHIROTH. I quiver in fear.
Take this quiz !
You are The Devil

Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession

The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.

Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.


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