THE VEGAS STORY OF HOW I BEAT THAT NIGGA DOWN FOR FUCKIN WITDA E.Q. PROGRAM!
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I PREFER DEFUNITION 5 AND 6 EH. LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT EDDIE QARTEL: THIS SHIT WAS PUT TOGETHA BY MY
NIGGA
HB RIOT, OUTTA HUNTINGTON BEACH,
CALI NIGGA YEAH I FUCK WIT DEM CALI NIGGAS! 1. Eddie actually trained the giant ray that attacked Steve Irwin.
2. Chuck Norris concedes that Eddie could whip his monkey ass.
3. Eddie taught Neil Peart how to play drums, Tony Hawk how to skateboard, and Anthony Hopkins to act.
4. Eddie once beat Kobiyashi in a frank eating contest with a whopping 67 links in 12.6 seconds.
5. Eddie's cock is so big, it is going to be on Letteman next week.
6. Eddie doesn't dodge bullets...bullets dodge Eddie.
7. That is actually Eddie's picture on the $1,000 bill.
8. Eddie does his own laundry by staring at his clothes until the dirt runs away.
9. Eddie built his condo himself with 4 nails and no hammer.
10.Eddie was turned down membership in the Black Panthers for being "too hardcore".
THE EDDIE QARTEL HARDCORE PR BIO:
i like the simple things in life, but i make a lot of moneys. i like being single, but i have a lot of bitches. i like to smoke all your weed, but i drink a lot of liquor and do beer runs. i express myself through poems and shit, but i rap and fuck better than most of these other motherfuckers. i am not an inventor or an innovator, but i made my own special "fuck-move" known as the
frog-fuck. i hate gangsters and wannabe ese's, but i am more thug than your boyfriend. i hate haters, but i hate racists more. i'm easy on the soul, but i'm tall and buff. did i mention i make a lot of moneys? i like to take it easy, but often live on the wild side. i like porsches and lambos, but i roll a chevy van with the hookups, for tour and shit homey. i got the hydraulics in there, the wet bar, the stripper pole, and the system is bangin outta control. i love everyone, but everyone either loves me or hates me. i will take your cigarettes but i will always have your back in a fight. i'm a gamble, and a walking contradiction, as you'll see. i used to work hard-labor before i perfected my rap technique. i can't stand most the nickas on the court, they cheat a lot when we play.
favorite quotes:"can't hustle a hustler, bitch.""oh that pussy's so wet, i just had to get.""i'm eatin' your pussy like a lollipop.""let's get together tonight, so we can make love all night""oprah winfrey, the bitch needs a diet.""i want some more, gimmee some more.""women are god's gift to men."favorite thingz to do on weekends:game on heinas and jack weed from the weak lil' homeys.and break down whodini ass motherfuckas on the court.give beat downs to nazi skins in the wrong area.rap flows to gain bitches and moneyshang out with my man jonny shore.
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