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Stevel Knievel

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

About Me


Imagine Ghandi, Nelson Mandela and Jesus all rolled into one, only way better looking.
Plus, I'm a latter-day MacGyver. I made this computer with a battery, a napkin and a broken calculator-watch.Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Stretching the truth, flying off the handle, making mountains out of molehills, kicking people when they're down and showing off my impressive store of clichés.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever first honey-roasted a peanut. That person should win the Nobel Prize every single year until the end of time.

Otherwise, it's hard to say who I'd like to meet. Here's who I DON'T want to meet though:
* Anyone who's still telling Chuck Norris jokes
* White people with dreadlocks
* Anyone who likes the song "My Humps"
* Emo kids
* Anyone whose favourite time of day is 4:20 (Dood!)
* People who say "ganja"
* People who wear sunglasses indoors or at night
* Anyone whose profile says "Books: what are they? (LOL)

Music:

To name a few...
The Format
New Pornographers
DJ Format
Anjali
Sarah Harmer
Dandy Warhols

Movies:


Withnail & I
Brick
The Red Violin
Groundhog Day
American Psycho
Rope
Amadeus
Tae Guk Gi
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
American Psycho

Television:

Trailer Park Boys
I Pity the Fool
Family Guy

Books:

Charlotte's Web - E.B. White
The Giving Tree - Shel Silverstein
Lost On Everest - Peter Firstbrook
Under the Frog - Tibor Fischer
Captain Corelli's Mandolin - Louis de Bernières
The Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
We Wish to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families - Philip Gourevitch

Heroes:

Andrew Irvine
Benjamin Briggs
Fred Noonan
D.B. Cooper

My Blog

Bullshit for arts sake

As many Torontonians spent Sunday recovering from the all-night abomination that was Nuit Blanche, newspapers devoted themselves to reviews of said event, dissecting the good and bad and lauding the c...
Posted by Stevel Knievel on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 01:57:00 PST

Public info blog 1: Science for everyday life

In the interest of public service, I present you with my onlineinformation forum on science, designed exclusively for the people ofToronto. Of course, many of these lessons will apply to many people i...
Posted by Stevel Knievel on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 06:14:00 PST

The blog at the center of the universe

Toronto's vague and pointless ambition to be important took a serioushit this month when the Burj Dubai, a colossal eyesore of a skyscraperin the United Arab Emirates reached 1,822 feet, eclipsing the...
Posted by Stevel Knievel on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:58:00 PST

Attack of the 50-foot slut-clown

Just when I dared hope that Sarah Jessica Parker had mercifullydisappeared, an idiotic ad for her new perfume has now upped theobnoxiousness ante of the current movie theater-going experience.If you h...
Posted by Stevel Knievel on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:34:00 PST

A non-homophobic (I swear!) rant about Pride

Yes, I am aware that Gay Pride Week is a couple of weeks past. I've taken the extra time before posting this to first distil the essence of my growing hatred for Pride and also because I don't have an...
Posted by Stevel Knievel on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:27:00 PST

Steve meets Mother Nature

Note: this is all written in present tense since I wrote it on the day in question, which was almost two weeks ago. Owing to rapidly ebbing interest in online social networking, I didn't post it until...
Posted by Stevel Knievel on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 07:34:00 PST

Thanks a mint, idiots

Today, while vacuuming my couch, I was pleasantly surprised to yank out the cushions and be met with an explosion of change. Since the advent of the toonie and loonie, even a bit of change can equal a...
Posted by Stevel Knievel on Sat, 12 May 2007 02:25:00 PST

Kiss me, I'm multi-ethnic

Let's start off this entry with a little culture quiz. I'll name a few things, and see if you can guess the cultural strand that unites them.   Jamaican steel drums   Vaughan, Ontario's P...
Posted by Stevel Knievel on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:30:00 PST

A guide to competitive conversation

As a long-time Calvin and Hobbes fan, I recall one strip where Calvin is explaining to Hobbes how to introduce a measure of competition in a conversation. Hobbes objects, saying, "Conversations aren't...
Posted by Stevel Knievel on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:35:00 PST

Colour me racist

I would call myself non-PC. I still say "gay" and "retarded" and "janitor" (You're supposed to say "homosexual," "developmentally delayed" and "custodian").   Well, retarded is pretty bad. But an...
Posted by Stevel Knievel on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:58:00 PST