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Tim

Today is the day after yesterday, but the day before tomorrow.

About Me

Well, I'm an Arsenal supporting, Southend United Supporting, Football Manager addicted, nutcase who is madder than an incredibly mad person who has just done something very mad... Oh, and I'm also obsessed with Doctor Who.

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My Interests

My interests include:

    Arsenal FC Arsenal Fans Paradise Southend United FC Football Manager reading history creative writing

I'd like to meet:

A sane person!!!

Music:

My top 10 favourite artists are:

    Queen/Brian May (solo)/Freddie Mercury (solo) Led Zeppelin Stereophonics Coldplay Evanescence Nickelback Santana Slade Texas The Darkness

Movies:

My top 10 favourite films are:

    Battle of Britain Independence Day Die Hard movies Star Trek movies Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Star Wars movies Naked Gun Trilogy Enemy of the State Airplane/Airplane 2 Lord of the Rings Trilogy
My top 5 favourite movie actors are:
    Michael Cane Samuel L. Jackson Eddie Murphy Bruce Willis Patrick Stewart

Television:

My top 10 favourite TV programmes are:

    Doctor Who Waking the Dead New Tricks Spooks Hustle Life on Mars Star Trek (TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY, ENT) One Foot In The Grave Only Fools and Horses Blackadder

Books:

My top 10 favourite authors are:

    Robert Jordon Bernard Cornwell Terry Pratchett Tom Holt Douglas Adams Agatha Christie Arthur Conan Doyle Chris Ryan Peter F. Hamilton Mike Lunon Wood

Heroes:

The Doctor!!!

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My Blog

Bloody Cyclists

This rant is only a brief one, so don't worry, if you've managed to read this far there isn't much further to go.There I was this morning, sitting on the bus in a world of my own, trying to ignore the...
Posted by Tim on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:37:00 PST

These e-mails always makes me lough

I received the following e-mail today. These type of crap always makes me lough, as they seriously expect us all to be gullable enough to fall for it. This one, claiming one of my relatives is dead, d...
Posted by Tim on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:00 PST

Football Nersryrhime

Sir Alex had a little monkey, he fell over where ever he ment. One day he had a little wink, and Rooney went home seeing red.
Posted by Tim on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 09:30:00 PST

Which Springfield Resident Are You?

..>..> ..> Which'>http://www.brainfall.com/test16_1.php"> Which Springfield Resident Are You? [IMG]http://img.brainfall.com/images/test16/Comic_Book_Guy.p ng" width="100" />[/IMG] You are Comic Book...
Posted by Tim on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:43:00 PST

Thicky, Thick, Thick, Thicky

There's this girl that catches my bus, & she is thick.  Now I'm not saying this because she is well spoken, or because she tries to fit in by dropping her t's & thinking she's speaking Es...
Posted by Tim on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:39:00 PST

Superhero

With the current Hollywood obsession with Superheroes, it's time for us Brits to educate these Yanks on what a real Superhero is.  It's time to make our own movies, of the altimate superheroes, S...
Posted by Tim on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:58:00 PST

Recruitment

Well, today we had interviews to fill one of our vacant positions within the office. The interviews are done in two stages. Stage one is a one to one between the latest twit to come down from our regi...
Posted by Tim on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:54:00 PST

The Out of Towners

Two aliens landed in the desert close to Birdsville, near an old petrol station that was closed for the night.   They approached one of the old petrol pumps and the younger alien addressed it say...
Posted by Tim on Wed, 09 May 2007 11:39:00 PST

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

..> ..> Your IQ Is 105 Your Logical Intelligence is Below AverageYour Verbal Intelligence is ExceptionalYour Mathematical Intelligence is AverageYour General Knowledge is Genius..>..>  A Quick...
Posted by Tim on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:35:00 PST

What Modern US President Am I?

You Are Most Like George W. Bush..http://images.blogthings.com/whatmodernuspresidentarey oumostlikequiz/gwbush.jpg" height="100" width="100">So what if you're not exactly popular? You still rule the fr...
Posted by Tim on Fri, 04 May 2007 03:16:00 PST