Music, Mates, Booze, Girls.
You and your mum.
Be'lakor, Opeth, Arch Enemy, Children of Bodom, In Flames, Dimmu Borgir, Soilwork, The Haunted, Dark Tranquillity, Norther, Nightwish, Dissection, Marduk, Emperor, Immortal, Devildriver, Chimaira, Ill Nino, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Fear Factory, Spineshank, Machine Head, Killswitch Engage, Black Dahlia Murder, Lacuna Coil, Himsa, Unearth etc etc
Anchorman, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Team America, Shaun of the Dead, Snatch, Lock Stock plus loads of others
South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, American Dad, Top Gear, Scrubs, Arrested Development etc
Thrillers, preferably with a lot of violence and sex in them.
Cancer. Also Mikael Akerfeldt, Peter Wichers, Rob Flynn, Luis Royo to name a few