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Kelli! <3

I'm Givin Up On Love, Love's Givin Up On Me

About Me

♥My name's Kelli Amanda Herrrrrrrrd♥
♥I am an attention WHORE!♥
♥I graduated from Clear Creek HS in May of '05 && now I'm in my freshman year of college

♥I freaking LOOOOOOOVE picture comments! So go do it, right now!! ♥
♥I love to just have FUN with *CrAzY* people♥
♥I have awful parking skills, it takes me 4-5 tries to get myself in right♥
♥People who can't spell & have bad grammar need to learn proper English or move the hell outta the U.S.
♥I eat ranch dressing with everything, it's a serious addiction♥
♥Kenny Chesney is my husband && Renee Zellweger will die!
♥If you tell me Kenny Chesney is gay, I will punch you in your face♥
♥I love sports, especially football && I fucking LOVE the Houston Astros!!!!
♥I hate guys who play games && talk out of their asses♥
♥I am a chronic doodler
♥I fully support President Bush, so don't come to me with your liberal bullshit because we WILL fight♥
*TeXaS TeCh* can kick your school's a$$♥
Not a morning person doesn't even begin to think about covering it♥
♥I would wear flip flops && t-shirts every day of the year if I could, because I like to be comfy!♥
♥I am a Starbucks addict♥
♥I am madly in love with Hot Cheetos♥
♥I looooooove guy's cologne
♥I love hugs && kisses [especially bear hugs!]♥
♥I hate being preached to, I will do what I want, when I want no matter what anyone else thinks or says♥
♥I want to be a pediatric nurse when I finish school♥
♥My BF Ashley has the CUTEST son, Mikey Jr.

♥I love//miss Ashley Langell && Kelley Parmentier [my CaLi hoes]♥
♥I love Ashlee Simpson from the depths of my soul, so don't tell me how much she sucks, because YOU probably suck♥
♥DON'T BREAK MY HEART OR I WILL SLAY YOU!♥
♥I am a brunette, but I have the mind of a total blonde
♥I fucking LOVE to sleep
♥I have been told that I have an attitude problem♥
Cherry is my absolute favorite
♥I live to talk on the phone
♥I am obsessed with taking pictures [mostly of myself]♥
♥ I adore the color *PiNk*
Math pisses me off [more than normal people]♥
♥People who smack their food && chew with their mouths open disgust me♥
♥I am a friendly, outgoing person && I LOVE meeting new people
♥I love spending time at the beach
♥I listen to many different kinds of music...I'm not a poser, I'm diverse
♥I love southern accents, I think they're super adorable♥
♥I love spinach, but I will absolutely not touch broccoli [yes, even with cheese]
♥I love it when boys buy me flowers!♥
♥I hate bad breath, so have a mint before you talk to me please!♥
♥I can't stand it when people disappoint me && when people say things they don't mean♥

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you are johanna..your a wild girl and when u get drunk its not good!
[Marital Status] single & maybe looking....maybe not
[Shoe size] 8 in regular shoes, 9 in dress shoes
[Parents still together] happily divorced
[Siblings] 8 stepsisters....yea I know
[Pets] 4 dogs & 9 cats...not all in one house though
FAVORITES
[Color] turquoise & brown
[Number] 3...I don't know why though
[Animal] I like cats & dogs
[Drinks] I like appletinis, margaritas, Miller Lite, jello shots, jungle juice & pina coladas
[Soda] Dr. Pepper
[Book] The "Left Behind" series
[Flower] Hibiscus
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Only since recently...I think I look much better as a brunette
[Twirl your hair?] Yea
[Have tattoos?] I'm getting one in 3 days!
[Have Piercings?] Only in my ears
[Cheat on tests/homework?] I have, but not so much anymore
[Drink/Smoke?] I do drink, & I smoke occasionally, usually whenever I drink
[Like roller coasters?] Hell yea!
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Nah, not really
[Want more piercings?] Maybe later on down the road....
[Like cleaning?] Um, no
[Write in cursive or print?] A lil bit of both....I have my own style :)
[Own a web cam?] Nope
[Know how to drive?] I'd like to think so....
[Own a cell phone?] Yepp
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Haha no
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Well there was this one time....OK no
[Considered a life of crime?] Nah
[Considered being a hooker?] WTF?? No.....
[Lied to someone?] Who hasn't?
[Been in love?] Yes
[Made out with JUST a friend?] I might have.....I don't remember
[Been in lust?] All the time
[Used someone] I hope not, but probably
[Been used?] Probably
[Been cheated on?] Yep, & it sucks
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Only when he deserved it [& it was only one time]
[Stolen anything?] I stole candy when I was lil
[Held a gun] Um, a watergun....
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] grey sweat pants & my Cotton Bowl t-shirt
[Current mood] I miss Chad
[Current taste] Coffee
[What you currently smell like] Lucky for Women
[Current hair] Ponytail
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Probably sleeping
[Current cd in stereo] "The Road & The Radio" by Kenny Chesney
[Last book you read] "Mrs. Pollifax Unveiled" by Dorothy Gilman
[Last movie you saw] "Rumor Has It"
[Last thing you ate] A piece of tiramisu
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Chad :)
[Do drugs?] Nope
[Believe there is life on other planets?] How could there not be?
Remember your first love?] Yes
[Still love him/her?] Yes, but as a friend
[Read the newspaper?] Sometimes whenever I get the chance....
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Yepp
[Believe in miracles?] Of course
[Do well in school?] I try, I don't do too bad
[Wear hats] Not really
[Hate yourself?] Not today....LoL
[Have an obsession?] Yes....Ashlee Simpson, Myspace, Chocolate, Starbucks, Kenny Chesney & Spaghetti
[Collect anything?] Um.....dust :)
[Have a best friend?] I have 4....Langell, Ashley, Megan & Katy
[Close friends?] Yea
[Like your handwriting?] Sometimes
[Care about looks] Yea I don't want to be ugly!
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Wow....um this guy Chris back in 5th grade
[First kiss] Clayton Leonard in 7th grade
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] No
[Do you believe in "the one?"] No, I don't think there's just one person for everyone
[Are you a tease?] I don't think so
[Too shy to make the first move?] I'm not too shy to, but I prefer not to
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] Occasionally
[Bitch/Asshole] I can be if someone pisses me off
[sarcastic] All the time
[Angel] Hardly
[Shy] Only whenever I'm around people I don't know
[Talkative] Oh yeah!

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I'd like to meet:



I Have Better Fucking Friends Than You!!
I have bunches && bunches of hoes who ♥ me.

*Langell* a.k.a. Spaz♥

*My Husband*

*One Sexy Momma*

*Audtrian*

My N*gga ♥

*Jay Cee*

*Ms. New Booty*

*The Devinator*

*My Cali Hoe*

*Buckles*

*Lissa Kay*

*Roberto Mexicano*

*My Lil Trainer Girl*

*Mr. Front Row Joe*

*Lydikins*

*That Boy Teron*

*Air Head*

*Marky Mark*

*Miss Mihlbauer*

*Shaney Poo*

Wanna See All My Beautiful ♥Lovers??

Music:

Country, Rock & Hip Hop.....I especially love Ashlee Simpson & Kenny Chesney.
You Are a Strawberry Daiquiri
You're a fun, playful drinker who loves to party.
You may get totally wasted, but you're always a happy drunk! What Mixed Drink Are You?

Movies:

Coyote Ugly, Grease, Sweet Home Alabama, 13 Going On 30, Rumor Has It, Derailed, The Notebook, Friday Night Lights, Hide & Seek, Coach Carter & Mean Girls
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Dr. Pepper!!!!!!
Beverage (alc) ? Margaritas, Pina Coladas, Grey Goose, && Malibu Rum :)
Color ? turquoise && brown
Food ? ramen noodles && chocolate!! not together though
Item of clothing ? comfy track pants
Meal of the day ? I guess dinner.....
Feature on yourself ? My eyes
Quality in a guy/girl ? HONEST, sweet, gives me lots of hugs && kisses, and calls me just to say *hey*
Phrase ? OH MY GOD! Look at that guy's dick!! ....it was New Year's Eve & I saw this random black guy with his wang hangin out cuz he was peein && it was HUGE! It looked like a fuckin arm or somethin....
Song ? Either "Ms. New Booty" or "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"
Musical Artist/Band ? Seether, All American Rejects, Kenny Chesney, Ashlee Simpson [shut up!], && Lil Jon
Sport ? football && basketball!!
Movie ? Coyote Ugly, Sweet Home Alabama, Coach Carter && 13 Going On 30
TV Show ? Laguna Beach, The Real World, The O.C., One Tree Hill && American Idol
Radio Station ? In H*Town ----94.5, 97.9 & 104.1, in Lubbock ---- 102.5
Type of Chocolate ? dark chocolate! yumm!
Eye Color ? either green or blue, but it doesn't really matter
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? Tons!
Smoke ? Sometimes, usually when I drink though
Drink ? Ha, oh yea!!
Have any piercings ? All in my ears
Have any tatoos ? Getting one today!!
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend Yes && I felt awful!
Had sex ? Yepp
Gone streaking ? LoL
Gone skinny dipping ? Yepp
Been to Europe ? Nope
Been to an island ? Um, Galveston???
Had stitches ? Nope
Broken any bones ? My arm in kindergarten
Been stabbed/shot ? Nope
Slept until after 12:00 ? Yepp
Stayed up all night ? Hell yea, New Year's this year, && we had sooo much fun!! :)
Danced like a whore ? Haha sure
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? I don't think so
Turned down a dare ? Never!!
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? It's a tie between Langell && Megan
Is the prettiest ? They're all GORGEOUS!
Is the most handsom ? Um....Chad :) :)
Is the loudest ? OMG.....Langell && Megan
Is the craziest ? Langell && Megan
Is the most shy ? Psh, none of em!
Is the most loving ? All of them
Is the most understanding ? Ashley P.
Is the most boring ? None of 'em are boring!
Is the richest ? I dunno....
Is the most athletic ? I dunno....
Is the most cocky ? Megan
Is the biggest sex icon ? Megan
Is the most wordly/cultured ? Psh! Whatever....
Do you look up to the most ? All of them!
Do you tell everything to ? Ashley P., Megan && Katy
Has the best clothes ? Megan
Has the best house ? Katy
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? Maybe....
Kiss someone of the same sex ? If I was reeeeeeally drunk
Cheat on someone you love ? No I wouldn't but I have....
Run away from home ? Been there done that
Lie to your parents ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? If I had to
Lie to your best friend ? Probably not
Give a homeless person money ? Yea
Run from the police ? Hell yea I ain't goin back to jail!!! LoL
Bungee jump ? Fuck yea!
Sky dive ? Yea
Cross dress ? NO!!!!
Be an exotic dancer ? Haha no
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? No that's mean
Scuba dive ? Probably
Go rock climbing ? Probably not
Go spulunking (caving) ? WTF???
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? Aristen
Bologna ? Oscar Meyer
Hott ? My friends
Orange ? Megan
Real world ? Austin
Fuck ? Me
Jack ? Daniels
Cucumber ? Melon
Hip-Hop ? Dance
Uniform ? Ew
UniCORN ! ? Those aren't real!
Rainbow ? Gay
Clown ? AAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Television:

Boy Meets World, Friends, CSI [all of them], The O.C., One Tree Hill, American Idol, Laguna Beach, Miss Seventeen & Cold Case Files.

Books:


Redneck Bear

Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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Heroes:

My sister Stephanie.
Budweiser

What Beer Are You?
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You Are an Appletini
Most of the time, you're a typical party girl.
But when you get super sauced, you really up your sex appeal. What Mixed Drink Are You?

My Blog

Unexpected Depression :(

Will someone puh-lease tell me why I can't get that certain *someone* out of my head?? Anyone close to me knows who I'm talking about.....anyway there seems to be certain songs that when I listen to t...
Posted by Kelli! <3 on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 08:17:00 PST

This Has Got To Be The Greatest Thing I've Ever Seen....

BOOTY CALL! Please fill out the below application if you want to be a booty call for this person.... Name: ___________________ Age: ____________________ Phone: (____) ____________ Occupation: ________...
Posted by Kelli! <3 on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:50:00 PST

God

The university professor challenged his students with this question: "Did God create everything that exists?"A student bravely replied "Yes, he did!""God created everything?" the professor persisted."...
Posted by Kelli! <3 on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 11:45:00 PST

Kissing Tips.....READ!!!

When you chew gum before you kiss,, it actually makes your breath SMELL WORSE than before because of your salivary glands ..Mints work MUCH better. <3 <3 <3`*GUYS;: It is much more ROMANTiC t...
Posted by Kelli! <3 on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 09:09:00 PST

TEXAS GIRLS DO IT BETTER!!!!

Boston girls are prettyNew York girls are smartBut it takes a Texas girlTo win a fella's heartFlorida girls are tanVegas girls are hoesBut when you want the best looking girlTexas is where you gotta g...
Posted by Kelli! <3 on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 10:22:00 PST