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Randal

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About Me

My name is Randal, i used to work at a video store next to the Quik Stop before it burned down. Now i flip burgers at a Mooby's fast food establishment with my co-worker Dante Hicks. I like pornos with asian chicks in them. beastiality is something i've been wanting to peep for years and i finally did so just a few weeks ago....trust me......not that great. Hayden Christiansen ruined the last two movies of the star wars saga, congrats to him for doing that, and dont try to tell me that the last scene in Lord of The Rings, The Return of the King wasnt the gayest thing ever. I kept expecting Sam to tell all the little hobbits to go away so he could saunter over and suck Frodo's cock. Society overall is pretty overrated, so i dont really pay much attention to it, except if it involves me in some way, shape or form.

My Interests

Porn, Soda, Hanging out with Dante, The First Three Star Wars movies, Egypt block stacking video games

I'd like to meet:

noone really, ummmm, Asia Carrera.......maybe....cause shes hot and asian and has sex with people on camera?