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Pierce Inverarity

It's Unfortunate That We've Become Friends

About Me

I am a yegg. I have a penis. My phone is tapped. I am the best thing alive. I know all the answers and I'm not ashamed of it. My IQ beats yours by at least a tier. Don't trifle with me. I have rage issues, and am not afraid to punch you in your face or burn down your house. So if you meet me in person, proceed with caution. I'm very fun. I sing a good falsetto. I have many problems. Most are unfixable. If my "employers" saw my profile, I would be fired. I encourage you to tell them so I can move on with my life. I am not capable of giving birth parthenogenetically. I am also not who I claim to be. I'm a fake, a faking fake, and to make things a little murkier, this profile is at least partially faked. I would like my profile to come up if a secret service plumber typed in TERRORIST, ASSASSINATION, BUSH...which I am now sure that will be the case.

My Interests

cooking, having affairs, stabbing my friends in the back and having sex.I also think I would like to learn how to shoot a gun in case I feel like starting the revolution, but I guess writing about it on Myspace will do for now.

I'd like to meet:

Fred MacMurray. Alf Landon. Ralph Reed. Just kidding. I've met everyone I want to. I just want to meet dead people now. Especially dead rich people. Rich people should be dead. I would also like to be given the chance to crap on the face of the facist and racist fuckface Alan Dershowitz and would love to take down his little "Jewish" cult. Did I say "Jewish"? I meant Jewish. You fucking Anti-Semites.

Music:

If I made a list it would be better than yours. I am the greatest music lover alive. No more lists. No more pretensions. If you know me, you know its true.

Movies:

I am the world's best critic and I hate every fucking movie ever fucking made. Except Bad Santa.

Television:

Only if I'm on. Which my cock usually is.

Books:

I'm too busy fucking to read. Mostly I read stuff that assholes drop in barroom toilet stalls or hidden messages smeared in shit on the men's room wall.

Heroes:

UMMO. And the horse they rode in on. Unless they came from the earth which would mean Richard Shaver was right. I have 1/8 alien in me. The fucking Jews have like 1/4. The fucking bastards.My only hero is me and I worship me 24 hours a day. Time for another tug.

My Blog

Los Angeles, California

Thank dog for Counterpunch, the best damn newsletter out there.  Their motto is "Tells the facts and names the names."  They are just as likely to criticize Obama as they are Bush or McCain ...
Posted by Pierce Inverarity on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:03:00 PST

HOW DOES OBAMA RAISE MONEY WITHOUT LOBBYIST SUPPORT?

Presidential candidate Barack Obama raised over $55 million in February of 2008 alone ($34 million for Clinton and over $10million for McCain) giving him a whopping $193.6 million in this election cy...
Posted by Pierce Inverarity on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:08:00 PST

Nader Runs Mainstream Press Ralphs

If you want to get a good sense of the bias in today's media please check out these headlines.  Regardless of your thoughts (and misconceptions) on Ralph Nader, please read the HEADLINES of the n...
Posted by Pierce Inverarity on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:19:00 PST

The Villification of Hugo Chavez

On 12/2/07 Venezuela's proposed constitutional amendments were narrowly defeated through a national vote.  The next few days saw an obsessive right-wing (and even moderate) gloat about how the ti...
Posted by Pierce Inverarity on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:33:00 PST

The Dead and the Deader

As I write this evidence is coming forward that more than strongly suggests that over ONE MILLION Iraqis have died since the beginning of the U.S. invasion nearly five years ago.  These numbers c...
Posted by Pierce Inverarity on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:53:00 PST

VOTE WITH YOUR FEET?

Ahhh voting....what to do?  Who do you pick in the primary and the general election.  So many candidates, yet so few choices.  I am sticking by Kucinich.  He's not perfect, but he'...
Posted by Pierce Inverarity on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 08:48:00 PST

If I were president

This isn't my quote, but comes from foreign policy expert and critic William Blum:"If I were the president, I could stop terrorist attacks against the United States in a few days. Permanently. I would...
Posted by Pierce Inverarity on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:04:00 PST

Why I love America 1

Here is one giant reason why this country is fucked and the New York Times is made up of money grubbing fascists.  This comes from the Progressive in August. New York Times Drops Kucinich and ...
Posted by Pierce Inverarity on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 08:09:00 PST