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About Me

texas blue is a 1976 conglomeration of black velvet and blue glitter suffusing an entire horizon with aurora borealis

My Interests

-i tell myself i have reached an age, the age of unreliable menace. the world is full of abandoned meanings. in the commonplace i find unexpected themes and intensities.

white noise - delillo

also, im thinking bout infinity a lot lately. i cant tell if im getting smarterer or dumberer about it though.

I'd like to meet:

I love the way you leave the top buttons of youR linen suit undone and Roll joints in youR study, James SpadeR

I love the way you dRink scotch and smack youR bitch up, James SpadeR I love the way you weaR no socks with youR dock shoes and go tRap shooting and duck hunting, James SpadeR

I love the way you lean on youR poRsche and thRow Raucous paRties because money is no object, James SpadeR

Blane told you you weRe shit, but I think youR'e hot shit, James SpadeR

I love the way you cuRL youR tongue and dRaw a stogie from youR soft pack as the wind sweeps thRough youR quasi-mullet, James SpadeR

I love the way you walk in slow-mo and the wind sweeps youR delicious haiR James SpadeR

I love the way you bonance with no caRes and youR knee and youR tongue and the hands in youR pockets and you spit on the flooR but no one stops you because you own the woRld James SpadeR

YouR monotone voice and the way you say "shit" James SpadeR

YouR swaggeR as you pull youR suit tight acRoss youR ass, the toss of youR jhiRmac beautiful bounce back haiR, James SpadeR

I love youR post-coital lounging in a Robe in youR paRents' bed as you tell heR she's woRthless, James SpadeR

Music:

janis joplin, jimi hendrix, the beatles, the doobies, led zep, jon spencer blues explosion, the white stripes, radiohead, jana hunter, the beastie boys, gil scott-heron, beck, otis redding, tenacious d, eugene mcdaniels, RORY MERRIT STITT, the walkmen, crosbystills&nash, prince, liz phair, the flamin lips, jeff buckley, grizzly bear, whatever i heard in your car yesterday, tv on the radio, yo la tengo, billy fucking squire, jay crossley, some of those local houstontex whips bands you hear so much about.

Movies:

jesus' son, dream with the fishes, hurlyburly, harold & maude, the lost boys, raising arizona, the big lebowski, the royal tenebaums, true colors, gladiator (yes i know, but remember how much it blew yr effin mind the first time you saw that shaky camera and all that blood), the kentucky fried movie, me you & everybody we know. also, i just saw smokin' aces, which is only redeemable by Jason Bateman's genius in that one scene. jesus, he's good.

Television:

my tee vee is broke now, so mostly im watching a crap ton of documentaries on da google video.
but before that: band of brothers, home movies, six feet under, the west wing, trailer park boys, its always sunny in philadelphia, independent lens, the territory, frontline, and about 1/3rd of charlie rose's programs.

Books:

tom robbins, kurt vonney, marquis de sade, e. hemingway, henry val miller, haruki murakami, palahniuk, don delillo, sedaris, ur mom, the norton anthology of contemp fiction, frankl, tom wolfe, harper's, the back of the front page of the paper. i recently went back and read all the books from the copious amount of lit classes i took in college but didnt so much "finish and or get like a 'grade' for." i guess im ready for da final now.

Heroes:

Texas Guinan, Storm Large, Ze Frank, W. Churchill, Lenny Bruce, Nathan Chambers, and the undeniable James SpadeR.

My Blog

il faut cultiver notre jardin

"let's work without theorizing -- it's the only way to make life bearable." i'm getting all fucked up over numbers, lately. i'm real excited by statistics and how they are derived to be the tools of w...
Posted by howse on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 08:05:00 PST

o mai gaught.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vdYSZ4YGnU
Posted by howse on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:31:00 PST

trip report: o man i am laffin

so my friend pete in portland says to me today via da AIM box:"this summer is gonna be great. i am going to get an iron brand with OGC on it."i finally said ok i cant figger it out. what is OGC?and he...
Posted by howse on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:16:00 PST

dick vanity

please accept this as advanced notice that i am laying claim to Dick Vanity as the name for my band, once i have one.dick vanity. hilarious.
Posted by howse on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 04:33:00 PST

the opposite of ignorance is the opposite of bored.

louis theroux is fast becoming one of my fave documentarians. documentarios. docufarian. here is a link to some of the best: http://video.google.co.uk/videosearch?num=10&so=0&q=louis+th eroux+duration...
Posted by howse on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:06:00 PST

trip report: sense of accomplishment

i just spent 2 hours and 65 quarters washing the hell out of my car.if you havent been to the quarter self-wash in a while, go ahead on and do dat. i used all of the brushes and all of the specialty r...
Posted by howse on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:57:00 PST

trip report: blinding anger

i have recently begun a small experiment into having feelings again. for many months i have been heavily medicated into sleeping 16 hours a day, which doesnt leave a whole lotta time for emotions and ...
Posted by howse on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 02:16:00 PST

documentaries that rule new york city

here is the short list of docu's i been watching. enjoy them, but be warned, you might catch my crazy.Dangerous Knowledgehttp://video.google.com/videoplay?d...8773020823114 48quote:In this one-off docu...
Posted by howse on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 04:12:00 PST

today’s favorite song

is "lonely is the night" by billy squires. but not in a stupid way. just in a rock way.
Posted by howse on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:41:00 PST

i just luv boobies

http://www.dailymotion.com/RichJuz/video/x1y9ai_aleena-likes -boobies
Posted by howse on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:22:00 PST