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Angaya Malakar

I'm not adopted and I'm not an Indian. It's just a coincidence that I have a love of gambling and bo

About Me

You know I am just keeping it real! If you like me you like me and if not then you some kind of chicken head! :) I have been described by some as having a good sense of humor and bein' an optimistic girl! I am upbeat and am just enjoying life. I am surprised I haven't gotten knocked on my ass for some of the stuff I try to be whispering under my breath but manage to say all LOUD! I try to be good! I donate my cute clothes that I don't be wearing to this organization that be helping pregnant unwed teenage mothers, but now that I think about it...In MY clothes they probably gonna git knocked up again..shoot...A for effort! I am a simple gal originally from the Midwest. I am out of my element when I am invited to events such as going to a Tea House or eating rich people food that looks so pretty that you almost feel guilty for eating it! I am all about eating at Sizzler or IHOP, getting my hair did at Super Cuts, and hangin with peeps from all walks of life! I pride myself on being nonjudgmental (as much as possible) and finding the good in people. I done finished my Masters in Counseling (MFT Option) Grad Program and gurl just got hired to be an Employment Specialist fo' Didi Hirsch.

My Interests

HAIR WARS! A FIERCE CAMELTOE! Penis Puppetry, Piedmont Bird Callers, cameltoes, Michael Jackson's nose, Donald Trump's hurrhhh, that mole on Aaron Neville's face, merkins MyGen Profile Generator

I'd like to meet:

I am fond of funny ass mo fo's who can crack my shit up and aren't all uptight! I seek out kind-hearted, open-minded, sweet, sexy, loving, and enjoyable people to have a damn good time with! I can't handle people who need to be entertained 24/7...if you are chill we gonna get along just fine! And you are gonna get on my nerves if you are gonna complain about everything under the sun..I have so much shit I could complain about but I ain't about that! I'M A SURVIVOR...WHAT....I'M NOT GUHN' GIVE UP! OH, please send me some sort of message before asking me to add you so it feels more intimate, ya know? Not all distant and cold. I mean I AM TOTALLY HONORED YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR FRIEND..WHO WOULDN'T BE?..BUT LET'S AT LEAST EXCHANGE A GREETING SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO BRAG ABOUT WHEN PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "ANGELA, YOU FUCKING KNOW_______? nO WAY!" You feel me??

Music:

The Dandy Warhols, Blur, Cyndi Lauper, Nina Hagen, Garbage, Janis Joplin, Rolling Stones, Samantha Foxx, Party Monster Soundtrack, Fanny Pack, Missy Elliott, The White Stripes, Bjork, Tori Amos, Prince, David Bowie, The Distillers, The Adicts, Siouxsie Sioux, Social Distortion, Manic Hispanic, Peaches, The Killers, Franz Ferdinand, Kurtney Love, Juliette & The Licks, Gravy Train, Motley Crue, Interpol, Leslie and the Ly's, Queen, GNR, Lita Ford, M.I.A., Le Tigre, Cibo Matto Classic Rock, Hair band .. Justice Videos | Music Video | Denver Real Estate s, LOUD MUSIC!, Joan Jett, Lady Sovereign.

Movies:

Welcome to the Dollhouse, Freeway, Pecker, Kill Bill,Mommie Dearest, What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?, The Other Sister, The Royal Tennenbaums, Vacation, Terms of Endearment, The Sweetest Thing, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Napoleon Dynamite, City of God, Mi Vida Loca, I Am Sam, Requiem for a Dream, Thirteen (Hit me harder..harder!), Office Space, Willy Wonka, A Charlie Brown Christmas, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Television:

SNL, Mad TV, Top Chef, Project Runway, Scare Tactics..fucked up man!, Larry King Live, Bad Lifetime Channel Movies, South Park, The Surreal Life, Strangers With Candy, Intervention, Six Feet Under, America's Next Top Model, Being Bobby Brown, Ugly Betty, The L Word.

Books:

The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat: And Other Clinical Tales, Tom Sawyer, A Boy Called It, Little Women, Red Dragon, Hannibal, The Silence of the Lambs, Ladies First-Queen Latifah Bio.!, 8 Ball Chicks

Heroes:

Matty Stepanek (a true fighter!), Richard Simmons (Bipolar crybaby!), the exploited children on The Maury Povich & John Walsh Show, Anna Nicole (makes me feel like a genius!), Old Dirty Bastard. All kidding aside, my cousin Kaylee because she is fighting this f'd up thing called leukemia.

My Blog

La Vida Loca de Angela

It always seems to be the case that I am waiting for something spectacular to happen prior to typing a blog post worth reading. In that case nothing will ever get written I suppose. I guess this ...
Posted by Angaya Malakar on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 10:12:00 PST

A Day in the Life of a Trick Baby.

Nothing too eventful happened in my life except the following events: 1. A client asked me in a serious manner as he observed me partaking in a serious Scrabble game w/ staff and another fellow c...
Posted by Angaya Malakar on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 10:27:00 PST

Fingernail Clipping Anyone?

I remember being asked in a class what annoys me and for the life of me I couldn't think of anything that truly annoyed me at that particular time. However, I came to the realization that mustaches ma...
Posted by Angaya Malakar on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 07:21:00 PST

Acute Lymphocytic Leukemia

Yesterday my family received news that no family member is prepared to hear. It happens to other families, not ours. How the fuck do we get through this and maintain some sense of sanity? Many of you ...
Posted by Angaya Malakar on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 10:47:00 PST

These Are The Days You Wish Your Bed Was Already Made.

Certain days you are seriously destined to keep your ______ (insert ethnicity here) ass home. I run on time in getting ready and looking cute. I make it out of the apt. without the cat running out and...
Posted by Angaya Malakar on Fri, 11 May 2007 08:29:00 PST

Ghetto Hoodrat Birfffday News

Our apartment officially looks like a crack den. Prior to tonight's incident our little apartment was looking shitty in the horizontal blinds department. Thanks to Jasper, portions  of the blinds...
Posted by Angaya Malakar on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:53:00 PST

Comedy Stop

I don't know about all of you other folks, but sometimes I contemplate whether I have what it takes to do a job that appears to be fucking fun but somewhat of a risk. I am referring to those jobs that...
Posted by Angaya Malakar on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 08:51:00 PST

My Downfall:Inquisitiveness

About a week ago I see one of the ladies who works in the office at our apartment building who always has her hand out happily to receive the rent check and I notice she is wearing a sling. Mind you s...
Posted by Angaya Malakar on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:35:00 PST

Color for the Hair Down There

Again, I find myself at the Infamous 2nd St. Beauty Supply store as I wait for my friend to meet me for tea at Cha for Tea. I recently dyed my hair red and was searching for non-sulfate shampoos to pr...
Posted by Angaya Malakar on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:34:00 PST

Get Yo Shit Straight!

I have always been reprimanded for saying stuff that would be rude should the person annoying Angela hear it. When I say what is on my mind under my breath about the imbecile at hand it is always foll...
Posted by Angaya Malakar on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 06:37:00 PST