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Unhipster

Rock me, Rock me, Rock me sexy Jesus.

About Me

I guess because my "Name" is Unhipster I'm everything opposite of the hipsters you see in the Sandy Hut or at indy rock shows. Or maybe I blend in, but I like to lie to myself. Guess you'll never know the answer. Or Maybe you do already.

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My Interests

Learning, traveling, music, art....other stuff. Screen printing. Appetizers. Logos. Stickers. Bubble tea. Air America. Staying up late. Defamer.com. Sushi. Long Island Iced tea. Everyday Music. My '78 CJ 5. People watching. Side dishes. Fashion victims. Distaste for local "news". Shoes. Laughing. Star Wars Legos. People watching. Comdiments. Mullet hunting. Isn't the "about me" section supposed to be about your interests? Seems redundant doesn't it?

I'd like to meet:

Good conversationalists that can shut up long enough for me to talk. The person who invented bread pudding, so i could tell them to limit the amount of egg they use before it gets out of hand. You gotta regulate that shit.

Music:

Music is good. Not all of it. Some of it really sux. It sucks soo much that i spelled it SUX. There are too many good bands out there to name each one. I like a variety of music. Rock, Hip-pop, some classical, I really like PJ HARVEY, The Postal Service, Amy Winehouse, Pat Bennatar, The Dandy Warhols, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, the killers , cake, Louis XIV, And you will know us by the trail of dead..Muse, Garbage, David Bowie, Sonic Youth, Palcebo, Tricky, Santogold and many many more. If you like Jimmy Buffet, Stevie Ray Vaugn, or George Thuroughgood, I am sorry to say we are probably not destined to be friends, although I might be able to be your friend if you don't make me listen to your CD collection.

Movies:

Movies that make you think, and laugh are good. I can never answer the question of what your favorite movie or song is because I like certain ones for differing reasons. If it is really your burning desire to know what movies i like in list form, go ahead and message me. I will respond in some fashion. I can mention a couple though. Royal Tannenbaums, The Life Aquatic, Clerks, Ghost World, Mulholland Drive, Garden State, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Kissing Jessica Stein. Kill Bill 1&2, Lost in translation...

Television:

It would be un-american for me to give you some bullshit about "kill your tv".

Books:

I am not into the sci-fi stuff. That means that I am not going to be fighting you for the last copy of Star Trek:The next generation at the Library. "Green eggs and Ham" is still one of my favorite books of all time. I wish I could read more. The next book I want to read is a biography of Patton(I have had this in my books section for over a year and I have yet to procure said book, let alone read it.)

Heroes:

Heros are over rated. But if i had to pick someone or something I would pick the girls from Teen Girl Squad. Also Jeri Blank is my personal fashion savior. Oscar the grouch is my personal assistant.

My Blog

Andrew Dice Clay is still alive?

Yep. He's apparently still doing stand up too. I have no idea who is lining up to go see that. He has however dropped the beshoulder-paded leather jackets in favor of beshoulder-padded large pin strip...
Posted by Unhipster on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:05:00 PST

Boardshort Sensibilities

I don't know about you, but I find it weird and unsettling when people wear Boardshorts around town. I see it all the time. Teenage to early twenty year old males roll out of bed and put those on to ...
Posted by Unhipster on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:39:00 PST

Professional wedding Photos

Brian got his brand new computer a couple of days ago and was finally able to put our photos on his site. It's a good thing he's paranoid about computer crashes. When it actually happened he had the...
Posted by Unhipster on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:19:00 PST

One week down

Well I have officially lasted 1 week as a wed person. As stated in my headline, my marriage has lasted longer than Brittneys’ first. We actually surpassed that mark after 2 days. The next che...
Posted by Unhipster on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 01:55:00 PST

Ding Dong, they’re gone.

Ladies and Gentile men; It only took 7 years, but it's official. The last pair of Osiris D-3 2001's has left the building. That's right. I did the impossible. I sold the very last pair of D-3's in ...
Posted by Unhipster on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:29:00 PST

Award Show Observations

Ryan and I watched the Grammys last night. I have to say it was one of the best shows they have put on in years. It seemed that there was much more music and less talking. Maybe that's a result of ...
Posted by Unhipster on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:05:00 PST

Q-pie doll-itus

Ok, ok. So i know it's probably un -P.C. for me to ask, but does anyone know what the hell is wrong with John McCain's Shoulders/Arms? It's been bugging me for years now, and now that he's the "repub...
Posted by Unhipster on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 06:15:00 PST

Cake

Ryan and I are going to taste and pick out wedding cake tonight. When i was making the appointment, the woman i was talking to was trying to get a time we could do it. She's the "wedding coordinator" ...
Posted by Unhipster on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 04:24:00 PST

night time tv

Most people know I stay up "late". Often times I watch tv. It might sound weird but the tv actually helps me fall asleep. The consistant noise luls me to sleep in much the same way the cats purr or do...
Posted by Unhipster on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:42:00 PST

Holiday gift giving guide for me.

I don't really need anything. I don't particularly want anything (other than things that are way too out of a budget for anyone. e.g. a new computer) but I did run across something I would love. This...
Posted by Unhipster on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 06:38:00 PST