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El Cartero

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About Me

I like cakes

My Interests

When I were a lad we didn't have interests, you'd wake up at 3 in the morning, work down t'pit for 25 hours, come home and yer father would beat you to sleep wit'cane, never did me no harm, I tell you, you younguns don't know yer born! Luxury! In my day you'd go to bed ill and yer'd wake up dead!

I'd like to meet:

Someone who knows how to make decent bloody sandwiches

Music:

Loads of stuff. Deep, sexy, prog house is my favourite though, closely followed by drum&bass, breaks and hip hop (stuff like Tribe though, none of that Eminem chart shite).

Movies:

Casualties of War, The Big Lebowski, Vanishing Point, Hard Eight, City of God, Ringu, Rear Window, American History X, Taxi 1+2 (luc besson not the hollywood shite), Apocalypse Now, Leon, Battle Royale, The Wedding Singer, Vertigo, Being John Malkovich, Ghost Dog, Amores Perros, loads more

Television:

Match of the Day, Match of the Day Live and Match of the Day 2

Books:

Luke Rheinhart - The Dice Man, Yann Martel - Life of Pi, Joseph Heller - Catch 22, Gabriel Garcia Marquez - 100 Years of Solitude, Gabriel Garcia Marquez - Love in the Time of Cholera,
^ Good books I read recently

Heroes:

Bob Holness