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About Me

Well I'm a strong believer that if you do good things good things will happen to you , if you do bad things bad things will happen to you , I'm talking bout karma people everything you do will come back on you ( now if only I could stop doing all the bad things ). I work as a manager at pizza parlor slash sports bar , I love playing guitar , reading comic books , playing cards and video games . I am also a big fan of the three B's ( beer , burgers , boobies ). I would like to meet a girl that wouldn't mind just laying in bed with me all day .... watching t.v. and just beeing plain lazy , if anyone wants to chill just hit me up and I'll get back to you .

My Interests

Having fun dammit

I'd like to meet:

hot chicks , strippers , porn stars , mike ness , ben foster and hunter s thompson (R.I.P ). maybe someone that has a pound of weed to smoke , that would rock .

Music:

Punk rock , heavy metal , rock an roll , some hip hop an rap , and of course stoner music ... Dont Think Twice
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Movies:

fear an loathing in las vegas , mallrats , where the buffalo roam , clockwork orange , all the cheech an chong movies

Television:

adult swim , comedy central , spike tv

Books:

a clockwork orange , comic books , anything Hunter S. Thompson wroteborder="0"

Heroes:

Hunter S Thompson , Kevin Smith , Mike Ness and Johnny Knoxville ..

My Blog

wam bam

Well everyone the lovable jizmo was in a car accident bout two weeks ago , it was also three days before my birthday ( my present from god was living ) , and I'm glad to say everything seems to be wor...
Posted by benjamin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the movies

Well the time came and I grabbed the bull by the horns and jumped on . I found myself on wednesday night sittting in line to buy star wars tickets for one of the midnight showings at the river . Knee ...
Posted by benjamin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

happy 420

wazzup boys an girls your lovable jizmo here to wish you all a spec-fucking-taculare 420 get high an get high a lot youz bastards , me I've already been getting high since I woke up (wake an bake bitc...
Posted by benjamin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

joke time

A man walks into a bar one night sits at the bar an orders a scotch , a bourban , a whisky and a beer all at once . The bartender serves the man his booze and asks him " thats a lot of alcohol all at ...
Posted by benjamin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sin is in

Howdy boys an girls jizmos back for another little speel . Last night I went and saw sin city and I have to say it fucking rocked . I started the evening off with my acomplance at the red robin by the...
Posted by benjamin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is my first

Well everything has to start somewhere so I might as well just start . this is my first blog (yeah I'm a virgin at this so what) and hopefully this leads to many more exciting blogs , whatever a blog ...
Posted by benjamin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST