Cory Feldman is my fashion icon - I have an incredibly long torso so my badonkadonk*/stomach/both are always hanging out - I drink disgustingly cheap wine at all times – Trix don’t taste nearly as good anymore, and I’m certain this is because they are not longer fruit shaped but now round - I don't trust any food that has the word Cleanse on the label - The longest job I’ve ever held was at Imo's any other job never lasted longer than a month - my boyfriend says things are "cute as balls" a lot making me conclude that he is the only person on the earth that finds balls cute - I’m madly in love with my dog, everyone else despises her - i go to parties where people get shot and stabbed and whatnot, luckily i sense this danger comming and always leave a good amount of time before it happens - Sloths eat snack packs.
*Badonkadonk (sometimes pronounced "badunkadunk") is a slang term for a woman's buttocks that are voluptuously large and firm.
