Wiffleball, poker, golf, baseball(yankees), traveling, the geico cavemen, pimpin', jagermeister, softball, waking up at the crack of 2pm, tennis, real football and fantasy football, being hyphy, forcing Nick Carr into competitive retirement, making people cry, pretending i have a big dick, matching every outfit to perfection, flexing my muscles in the mirror and kissing them, and making scratch and other shit too.
Bitches...bitch.
Elton John, Beatles, G-Unit, Goapale, Eagles, Weezer, A Perfect Circle, Dialated Peoples, Van Morrison, Fleetwood Mac, Michael Buble, Bob Marley, Jimmy Buffet, Jay-Z, Mase, Swollen Members, James Taylor, 50 cent, Coldplay, Audioslave, Norah Jones, Frank Sinatra, Chili Peppers, High Like Five, Sublime, Radiohead, Jurassic 5, Don Henley, Eminem...basically all shit
Back to the Future 1 & 2, The Usual Suspects, all Austin Powers movies, Oceans Eleven, Saving Private Ryan, Dodgeball, Napoleon Dynamite, Sissy Boy Ass Fuckers, Team America, Casino, Tombstone, Jackass 1 & 2, The Cell, Crash, Sideways, Dazed and Confused, Zoolander, 8 mile, Training Day, any Jim Carrey(except Lemony Snickets, that shit sucked balls)...fuck, i don't know, a lot of other shit too.
Seinfeld, Around the Horn, PTI, King of Queens, Big Spin, Da Ali G Show, First 48, Intervention, Simpsons, The Soup, Best Week Ever, Family Guy, Real World, Real World/Road Rules Challenge, Court TV, Sportscenter, Family Plots, King of Cars, House, any poker and any comedy central and some other shit probably.
let's be real...and no other shit.
Pat Tillman, Daniel Pearl, Richard LaRue, Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC, Pat Finn, George W., Jerry Seinfeld, Sacha Baron Cohen, Phil Hellmuth Jr., Jay Leno, Dom Irrera, Nick Swardson, Jim Gaffigan, and Bill O'Reilly...and some other people and shit.