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Nodge

moshpit_inferno

About Me

Nodge
is 16 loves his friends has a hoser schlange was a serial pot smoker, a confessed satanist and also did shitloads of other dumb shit but never again. ive cut down on the weed and i think im going to stick to being a jedi from now on. far less dangerous and far more fun!
sorted.

My Interests

LIKESMY MATES! reading... watching films... burning things... surfing the web... my CHOOONS sex... philosophy... the darkness (not the band dumb-ass)... going for long walks...
DISLIKESliars really do my nut in especially when there is no point to the lies and they just lie for the sake of it people that grass on you for something that is perfectly under control and then say "its for your own good, i had to do it" looking into peoples eyes when they are looking into mine (makes my eyes water)

I'd like to meet:

no-one.. im an anti-social fucker!speak to me patrick..

Music:

EAR CANDYPORCUPINE TREE SHINY TOY GUNS KILL HANNAH BETWEEN THE TREES ALY AND AJ RUSH GODSMACK SHINY TOY GUNS LITTLE MAN TATE PLACEBO PINK FLOYD AVRIL LAVIGNE LINKIN PARK THE USED YELLOWCARD LACUNA COIL BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE LUNATICA EMINEM DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE FALL OUT BOY SLIPKNOT PANIC!AT THE DISCO ANGELS AND AIRWAVES HIM BLINK 182[R.I.P] RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE GUNS N ROSES INSANE CLOWN POSSE THE KILLERS OASIS GARBAGE FIGHTSTAR AVENGED SEVENFOLD TRIVIUM ALL AMERICAN REJECTS METALLICA BLOODHOUND GANG EVANESCANCE HOOBASTANK MUSE STEREOPHONICS SYSTEM OF A DOWN TENACIOUS D TAKING BACK SUNDAY VELVET REVOLVER NIRVANA COHEED AND CAMBRIA ATREYU THE OFFSPRING STATIC-X CRADLE OF FILTH DRAGONFORCE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS PEARL JAM FLYLEAF ENYA PHILLIP GLASS CHILDREN OF BODOM A POETIC YESTERDAY WYKKED WITCH AFI AS I LAY DYING PARAMORE ARCH ENEMY AIDEN DEFTONES PLACEBO INME UNDEROATH LESS THAN JAKE FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND WILD CLOVER MICHAEL JACKSON GUANO APES SLAYER JUDAS PRIEST BETWEEN THE TREES DIDO AEROSMITH DIR EN GREY

Movies:

EYE CANDYgladiator...the best film in existence stormbreaker lotr (all three) life of brian the meaning of life the holy grail every other monty python ghost ship 8 mile save the last dance the snow queen shakespeare in love the terminator films james and the giant peach pirates of the carribean star wars trilogies and loads more...

Television:


murder is a lovely word
knife giggles as it slides right through
but a bit sinister, wouldnt you say?
limbs squeak as they bend and break
of course, but it adds to the beauty!
plip plop, blood starts to run
murder is a lovely word.

Books:

YEAH I READ...GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? SUCK MY COCK...NO, REALLY DO...I NEED A RELEASE :)I READ WAYYYYYY TOO MANY BOOKS TOO LIST OR EVEN REMEMBER BUT THE MAIN TYPES ARE SUPERNATURAL,HORROR AND THRILLERS BUT NORMAL SHIT RAWKS TOO LOL...TWO AUTHORS I HAVE TO MENTION THO ARE... HARUKI MURAKAMI DARREN SHAN

FEKKIN OUT OF THIS WORLD MATEY!
=]

Heroes:


HEROES
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MY MOM - is the only family member that i can honestly say that i love, shes always there for both me and my friends and is just fucking amazing!

JACK - for sharing cuckoo land with me.

CONNOR - for being my constant advisor and voice of reason.

MOOSE - for being my cuddly little bear and (mostly) putting up with me being a prick

CLARENCE(CLIT) - for being funny as fuck and a well good mate

also all my other mates from bromsgrove, town, school, and all of the other places that i "rep" :)

these people make my life worth living.

My Blog

poetry contest LOL

Perri: tut tut up your foot you like having it up the but!!!Nodge: bish boch, you have no mistosh. you shaved it with a spade and 3kilos it weighed! sold it to the farmer, and then he did get calmer. ...
Posted by Nodge on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 02:02:00 PST

i have to tell you about it!

I was at my good friend kyles last nightandneedless to say i was fuckkked out of my facebut while i was watching the porn that tatoosh had kindly povidedaHUGE CAT attacked me! it nearly ripped my hole...
Posted by Nodge on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 12:42:00 PST

THE BEST WEEKEND EVER!

The best weekend ever..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   It all started with school finishing, id packed all my clothes for the weekend ahead so I just wen...
Posted by Nodge on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:33:00 PST

my life atm

And Everybody Laughed. says: not coolies. anyways whats going on in your life atm. You never seam to tell me stuff. Afro-NODGE! says: i never see you enough to tell you stuff and i hardly know anythi...
Posted by Nodge on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 02:16:00 PST

i love you really

this is jon, and im here to say! that if you had a cock youd blates be gay! youd grab a bottle of beerand shove it up some queeryour bf would squeel "OH YOU NAUGHTY BOY" then youd shut him upby jabbin...
Posted by Nodge on Sun, 20 May 2007 01:26:00 PST

you know who this is aimed at, fucking retarded twat. :)

pfft. me? ugly? yeah, may be true. but i dont give a shit haha. i mean its you, that has spots covering your face. its fucking dirty. and you pop them. im speaking to you around school and your finge...
Posted by Nodge on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 03:25:00 PST

quizz

1. Initials: J A S 2. Name someone with the same birthday as you: FUCK KNOWS 3. Last thing you ate: A SALAMI AND CHEESE SANDWICH WITH TOMATO SAUCE ON TOP 4. For or against same sex marriage? FOR 5. I...
Posted by Nodge on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 02:03:00 PST